2020

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After AllDonald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

Donald Trump Decides to Buy PS5 After All

WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…

5 years ago
Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak SpotGamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on a Blinking Weak Spot

Gamer Tip: Your Vote Is Wasted If It’s Not Concentrated on Blinking Weak Spot

PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…

5 years ago
Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be PresidentGuy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing…

5 years ago
Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some ReasonGame About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason

Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Developers at Supergiant Games reportedly cannot pinpoint why their hit game Hades, about a man attempting…

5 years ago
Contrarian Having Great 2020Contrarian Having Great 2020

Contrarian Having Great 2020

PHOENIX — Despite his entire social circle being overcome with anxiety, dread, and financial instability for most of the calendar…

5 years ago
2020 Delayed Until Early 20212020 Delayed Until Early 2021

2020 Delayed Until Early 2021

NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire…

5 years ago
Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020

Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020

LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise released a statement today, after much speculation, confirming he would be running in the year…

6 years ago