October 23, 2019 ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God Despite the best efforts of an army of Jesuit priests, Luigi’s Mansion 3 comes out this week, and with it comes another a flagrant affront…
September 20, 2019 Review: âLink’s Awakeningâ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You Review: âLink’s Awakeningâ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Linkâs Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and very much unlike you, this…
September 2, 2019 Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy Todd Phillipsâ Joker is a beautifully directed yet haunted film about a disturbed man that I fear will inspire a generation of our nationâs most…
June 21, 2019 Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to see â and itâs this…
May 20, 2019 CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn CNET Reviews the Best Laptops For Not Burning Your Bare Stomach While Watching Porn Adapting to the ever-changing use of personal computers, CNET revealed a new section to their website today that allows consumers to find out which laptop…
April 25, 2019 Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting The current phase of Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to an end. With the upcoming Avengers: Endgame concluding an epic story arc 11 years in…
January 29, 2019 Review: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Soraâs Continued Work With Johnny Depp Review: Kingdom Hearts 3 is Damaged by Soraâs Continued Work With Johnny Depp The motto of a Keyblade wielder is, of course, âMay your heart be your guiding key.â And yet, for Sora, the protagonist of the Kingdom…
January 13, 2019 Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN Since the mid 1990âs, IGN has been one of the webâs biggest destinations for gaming news, videos, and reviews. But is that a good thing?…
