February 20, 2020 Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue furry friend? Today I saw…
February 17, 2020 Review: It’s Not Out for Months But We’re Just Going to Assume ‘The Last of Us 2’ is Really Good Review: It’s Not Out for Months But We’re Just Going to Assume ‘The Last of Us 2’ is Really Good The Last of Us 2 isn’t out until May 29th, but we’re going to go ahead and assume that it’s really, really good, and a…
January 28, 2020 Review: This Super Mario Plush Toy Could Never Beat Having a Real Plumber Live In Your House Review: This Super Mario Plush Toy Could Never Beat Having a Real Plumber Live In Your House The other day while walking through the toy section at Target, I saw a little plush toy of the iconic Super Mario. I love Mario,…
December 8, 2019 We Reviewed Every Game on the Chili’s Tablet Menu We Reviewed Every Game on the Chili’s Tablet Menu Every gamer’s favorite restaurant, Chili’s, released a new cutting edge touchscreen tablet menu this week that has sent ripples throughout both the gaming industry and…
November 15, 2019 Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Review: Pokémon Sword and Shield are Games With Features and I Am Scared to Say Any More Hello and rejoice, Pokémon fans, because today is the release of Pokémon Sword and Shield! This is our review of it and I can say…
November 6, 2019 Review: ‘The Outer Worlds’ is a Clunky Ugly Disaster That Barely Functions on My 10-Year-Old Computer Review: ‘The Outer Worlds’ is a Clunky Ugly Disaster That Barely Functions on My 10-Year-Old Computer
November 5, 2019 Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that launched HBO into the streaming…
November 4, 2019 Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service Review: Apple Arcade is a Five Star Service Between the Nintendo Switch and the evolution of mobile technology, it has never been a better time to be a gamer plagued by a constant…
October 29, 2019 Review: ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Serves Up Spooky Scares If You’re a Fucking Idiot Review: ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Serves Up Spooky Scares If You’re a Fucking Idiot Nintendo released Luigi’s Mansion 3 for Switch just in time for Halloween; too bad it’s not fucking scary at all, and was obviously made for…
