December 7, 2020 Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is a Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses Review: ‘Cyberpunk: 2077’ Is a Perfect Game, Is What I Must Say to Make Sure the Abused Workers Get Their Bonuses Brutal, crunch-filled development cycles have become an unfortunate staple of major AAA video games. The latest perpetrator of this is CD Projekt Red, the illustrious…
November 9, 2020 Review: ‘Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’ Brilliantly Uses Viking Lore to Tell a Story of Fatherh—OK I’m Realizing Now I’m Playing ‘God of War’ Review: ‘Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’ Brilliantly Uses Viking Lore to Tell a Story of Fatherh—OK I’m Realizing Now I’m Playing ‘God of War’ Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Ubisoft’s brilliant new adventure in gaming that lets you take on the life of a powerful viking, traveling through Norse mythology all…
August 30, 2020 Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my son Trevor, who tragically passed away…
August 25, 2020 Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an extremely one-sided and unbalanced show.…
August 21, 2020 Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played 2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment has become more important than…
June 21, 2020 Tense, Grim, and Violent: Our Review of ‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Discourse Tense, Grim, and Violent: Our Review of ‘The Last Of Us Part 2’ Discourse Navigating the discourse surrounding highly anticipated video games, much like the apocalypse, is a constant struggle for survival. Discussion about the original The Last of…
April 10, 2020 Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard Once upon a time there was a game called Final Fantasy VII Remake. I booted up the game and saw on the start menu there…
April 10, 2020 Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where last year’s masterful Resident Evil…
April 9, 2020 Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s a Rehab Facility Animal Crossing: New Horizons is So Beautiful You Can Almost Forget It’s a Rehab Facility Written by Jay Miller Narrated by Mark Roebuck Edited by Peter Kemme
