August 17, 2020 Police Abduct Enough Protesters to Upgrade Unmarked Van with Cool Flame Skin Police Abduct Enough Protesters to Upgrade Unmarked Van with Cool Flame Skin PORTLAND, Ore. â Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety of cosmetic skins, according to…
August 8, 2020 Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are âVirtually Immuneâ to Drowning Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are âVirtually Immuneâ to Drowning PNF-404 â Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to cross a river because they…
August 4, 2020 Alex Jones Announces âInfoWars Tacticsâ Alex Jones Announces âInfoWars Tacticsâ DALLAS, Texas â Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones unveiled a…
August 4, 2020 Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games âWithout Too Much Helpâ Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games âWithout Too Much Helpâ WASHINGTON â President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire series of Professor Layton games…
August 1, 2020 Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom NEW YORK CITY â Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside a bathroom stall in JFK…
July 30, 2020 New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PФЯҏLĐĐD New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PФЯҏLĐĐD SANTA MONICA, Calif. â Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising, will take place in the…
July 21, 2020 Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games WASHINGTON â The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include provisions for the upcoming $70…
July 17, 2020 Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for âBe Less Meanâ Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for âBe Less Meanâ WASHINGTON â First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement at a press briefing today…
July 16, 2020 President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force WASHINGTON â President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head, and head of the COVID-19…
