October 7, 2017 Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’ Capcom Teases ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of Education’ TOPEKA, Kansas — Capcom raised eyebrows today by releasing a surprise teaser for an upcoming game, Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs. Brown Vs. The Board of…
October 6, 2017 Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism Woman Checking in on Sims for First Time in 7 Years Horrified to Learn They’ve Gotten Really Into Right-Wing Extremism BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had developed an interest in the…
October 4, 2017 Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle Protesters Remove Statue, Activating Secret Doorway Puzzle MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue in the state capitol, and…
October 3, 2017 Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention Confused Trump Supporter Winds Up at Manga Convention SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — 57-year-old Trump supporter Greg Washburn found himself in unfamiliar territory last weekend, when he mistook a flyer for a local manga convention…
October 1, 2017 Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their experiences and stimuli shape who…
September 28, 2017 Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after stomping on a group of…
September 19, 2017 Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Opinion: If You Live in My Sims Town, You Better Learn to Speak Gibberish Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can be hard to find the…
September 14, 2017 South Park TV Show Skewers South Park Video Game for Being Liberal Pussies South Park TV Show Skewers South Park Video Game for Being Liberal Pussies LOS ANGELES — The upcoming South Park role playing game called South Park: The Fractured but Whole, which introduces a difficulty mode that criticizes racial…
September 12, 2017 PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being killed, impulsively put on an…
