January 24, 2021 Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers The national debate over minimum wage has raged on in the United States ever since President Biden made it an immediate priority for his administration.…
January 22, 2021 Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot Oh No: They Removed Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 But Accidentally Replaced Him With Pol Pot Alright so we have some very good news and some very bad news. Let’s just… let’s start with the good news. Obviously, millions of Americans…
January 20, 2021 Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon Trump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon WASHINGTON — Making full use of his last full day in office, President Donald Trump announced a posthumous pardon of his former friend and “total…
January 15, 2021 Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021 Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021 WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000 version would be coming to…
January 14, 2021 Trail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power Trail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles that appeared overnight, multiple anonymous…
January 7, 2021 Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized that he was no longer…
January 7, 2021 Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together Heartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and a MAGA supporter united after…
January 6, 2021 MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode WASHINGTON — Protesters have stormed the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. after setting the local police to “easy mode.” “We saw how the police handled…
January 6, 2021 Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine Albert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of the RCPD, has angered many…
