July 1, 2019 Bernie Sanders Promises All Little Brothers Will Get a Turn on the PlayStation Bernie Sanders Promises All Little Brothers Will Get a Turn on the PlayStation CONCORD, N.H. â Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced his âGaming for Allâ legislative plan, which would provide government-backed equal play time for little brothers across…
June 26, 2019 Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer RAWLâKHA, Reaperâs March â After receiving care from a High Elf healer during a veteran run of Moon Hunter Keep, local tank Polishes-Bowls was shocked…
June 23, 2019 This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to tweeting support for video game…
June 21, 2019 Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate KAMIâS LOOKOUT â Sweating and breathing heavily from their strenuous efforts, sources confirmed Wednesday that Senator Elizabeth Warren and Senator Bernie Sanders were hard at…
June 20, 2019 Here’s a Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps Here’s a Smash Bros. Rumor to Distract You From the Concentration Camps According to new rumors reported on by Gamespot, IGN, and Kotaku, the latest Smash Bros. Ultimate character has possibly leaked ahead of an official Nintendo…
June 20, 2019 Department of Defense Confirms North Korea Building Their Own Kitten Cannon Department of Defense Confirms North Korea Building Their Own Kitten Cannon SEOUL â U.S. and South Korean officials revealed that North Korea is building their own version of the âkitten cannon,â inspired by Addicting Game’s Kitten…
May 23, 2019 Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit LOS ANGELES â Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner âTfueâ Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe Clan, posting a YouTube video…
May 16, 2019 Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerysâ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerysâ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It MOBILE, Ala. â Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last weekâs episode in which Daenerys Targeryen suddenly…
May 16, 2019 Smithsonian Acquires Trap Card Used by Aaron Burr to Defeat Hamilton in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Smithsonian Acquires Trap Card Used by Aaron Burr to Defeat Hamilton in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel WASHINGTON â The Smithsonianâs National Museum of American History announced this morning that they have acquired the original trap card used by Vice President Aaron…
