January 20, 2022 Single Speck of Dust Trapped Beneath Screen Protector Settles In for the Big Sleep Single Speck of Dust Trapped Beneath Screen Protector Settles In for the Big Sleep WILDWOOD, Miss. — As the helplessness of his situation finally began to sink in, a single speck of dust trapped beneath the freshly applied screen…
January 20, 2022 Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career PUERTO RICO — Still reeling from his very avoidable public error in financial judgment, YouTuber, podcast host, and controversial celebrity boxer Logan Paul has reportedly…
January 20, 2022 Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To Meme Group Has More Subplots Than TV Show It’s Dedicated To SARASOTA, Fla. — A Facebook meme group about the children’s show Electro-Friends has a more complex web of conflict than the show itself, several members…
January 20, 2022 Castlevania Millennial Worried They Will Never Own a House With a Second Upside Down House Under It Castlevania Millennial Worried They Will Never Own a House With a Second Upside Down House Under It WALLACHIA, Romania — Local millennial Daniel Balan, 32, is reportedly fed up with the state of the world and worries that he will never be…
January 19, 2022 Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters Denies Application From Girl Who Claims to Be Mutant-Level Empath Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters Denies Application From Girl Who Claims to Be Mutant-Level Empath ATHENS, Ga. — Local teen Ashlyn Parker was rejected from Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters on the basis that she wasn’t given ample time to…
January 19, 2022 Rockstar Updates Red Dead Online to Include Tumbleweeds Blowing Through Abandoned Servers Rockstar Updates Red Dead Online to Include Tumbleweeds Blowing Through Abandoned Servers NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has answered fans’ pleas and finally made a substantial addition to its Red Dead Online game following months of inactivity:…
January 18, 2022 Microsoft Could Straight Up Buy Sony, By the Way Microsoft Could Straight Up Buy Sony, By the Way Microsoft is buying Activision Blizzard for nearly $70 billion. If you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, you can read all about it. If you…
January 18, 2022 Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month Here’s All The Newest Workplace Abuses Coming to Game Pass This Month Microsoft is always expanding its lineup of fan-favorites on Game Pass, and this month is shaping up to be no different. With the new Activision…
January 18, 2022 Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born Joss Whedon Fails to Explain Controversy to His Girlfriend After Realizing ‘Buffy’ Came Out Before She Was Born LOS ANGELES — Writer and director Joss Whedon, while struggling to explain to his 22-year-old girlfriend today why people were so mad at him online,…
