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Opinion: Actually That Part Was Really Easy


This game claims another victim, eh? Honestly, I’m tired of people posting in these forums like, “Help me with this! I can’t get past that!” This game isn’t hard! You people act like you find meaning somewhere else in your life, instead of taking the time to thoroughly learn the ins and outs of every single video game you play. Pathetic.

Quote from well_adjusted_gamer: There’s a platforming section at the end of level 3 that seems needlessly complicated. Am I missing something?

You’re having trouble with that part? I beat it my first try. That’s the norm for me, really. Turbo Tunnel in Battletoads? First try. Matador in Shin Megami Tensei III? First try as well. I have blindfolded runs of Ghosts’n Goblins and Ninja Gaiden on my YouTube channel, too. I’m up to almost 50 subscribers.

Quote from well_adjusted_gamer: And even if I get past that part, there’s no save point before the boss, so I have to redo everything if I lose. Kinda frustrating.

Have you tried reducing the boss’s HP to zero? There’s a pro tip for you. You can do that by hitting him with your weapons. Oh, and you have to do it before he reduces yours to zero. Think you can handle that?

Quote from well_adjusted_gamer said: The boss isn’t so bad except for the super fast, one-hit-kill move it seems to throw out at random. Any pointers?

Please. Everybody knows that if you abuse the geometry at the southwest corner of the boss arena, you can hit him without him being able to hit you. Play smarter, not harder. I really don’t get your mentality. Don’t you know self-actualization can only be achieved by consuming media at the highest level? What else could a person possibly stake their personality on?

Anyway, I don’t have time to hold your hand. If you’ll excuse me, it’s almost time for dinner, so I’ve got to go look up how to boil water.