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Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her “Grandma” or Something

DONKEY KONG ISLAND — Kong Family matriarch Wrinkly Kong expressed her desire this week for her family to retire her…

3 years ago

River City Police Finally Take Down High Profile Girlfriend Kidnapping Ring

RIVER CITY — Local police believe they have finally thwarted the crime ring that has seen dozens of local high…

3 years ago

HBO’s ‘Sad People Fuck’ Renewed for Second Season

NEW YORK — Last fall’s breakthrough hit Sad People Fuck has been renewed by HBO for a second season to…

3 years ago

Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing

OK so this is so freaking random! Apparently video game developers SuperTech, creators of the massively popular Guns Out! franchise,…

3 years ago

Film-Buff Priest Absolves Shitty Director of CinemaSins

NEW YORK — After his sermon this past Sunday, Catholic priest and notable film buff Father Murphy posted up in…

3 years ago

Link Refuses to Talk to Police About Robbery He Witnessed

KAKARIKO VILLAGE — Local folk hero and adventurer Link has garnered the support of his community after refusing to speak…

3 years ago

Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces

PARMA, Ohio — Tattoo parlor The Lazy Tiger has announced a controversial ban on several hate symbols and also the…

3 years ago

Zack Snyder to Make 4-Hour, 1.33:1 Aspect Ratio Version of Joss Whedon’s Vulture Interview

LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker Zack Snyder announced today that he is working on a 4-hour remake of Joss Whedon’s interview…

3 years ago

Podcast Fan Not Sure What to Listen to While Looking for Something to Listen To

BROOKSVILLE, Fla. — Local audiophile Tanya Binns has been searching for a podcast to occupy her ears while she desperately…

3 years ago