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Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Municipal cuts to magical education have forced Lemonpeel Community College for Witchcraft and Wizardry’s communications team to…

3 years ago

Mother Worried Romantic Comedies Giving Daughter Unrealistic Media Career Standards

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local mother Kate Greenberg expressed concern that the romantic comedy films enjoyed by her daughter Naomi, 13,…

3 years ago

Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

BRAMPTON, Ont. 一 Local college student Emma Singh reportedly fired up her copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the…

3 years ago

Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River

TOKYO — Legendary Japanese filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has reportedly magically transformed into a river in order to avoid having to…

3 years ago

Paramount Urges Teens Not to Try Watching New Jackass Movie at Home

LOS ANGELES — Paramount executives have issued a disclaimer surrounding their upcoming sequel Jackass Forever urging fans of the franchise…

3 years ago

New Batman Prequel to Focus on Bruce Wayne’s Parents Getting Really Into Theatre

LOS ANGELES — With the Caped Crusader’s latest cinematic reimagining, The Batman, hitting theaters next month, Warner Bros. has announced…

3 years ago

Super7 Releases Action Figure of Hidden Penis From VHS Cover of ‘The Little Mermaid’

SAN FRANCISCO — With fans across the internet clamoring for restocks after the anticipated item immediately sold out, the specialty…

3 years ago

Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about…

3 years ago

Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass

LOS ANGELES — Following his very public falling out with Spotify over his opposition to their platforming of Joe Rogan,…

3 years ago