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Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by SeagullWizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull

Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Municipal cuts to magical education have forced Lemonpeel Community College for Witchcraft and Wizardry’s communications team to…

3 years ago
Mother Worried Romantic Comedies Giving Daughter Unrealistic Media Career StandardsMother Worried Romantic Comedies Giving Daughter Unrealistic Media Career Standards

Mother Worried Romantic Comedies Giving Daughter Unrealistic Media Career Standards

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local mother Kate Greenberg expressed concern that the romantic comedy films enjoyed by her daughter Naomi, 13,…

3 years ago
Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched VillagerGamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

Gamer Returns to Neglected Animal Crossing Island to Find Lone Blood-Drenched Villager

BRAMPTON, Ont. 一 Local college student Emma Singh reportedly fired up her copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the…

3 years ago
Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into RiverHayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River

Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River

TOKYO — Legendary Japanese filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki has reportedly magically transformed into a river in order to avoid having to…

3 years ago
Paramount Urges Teens Not to Try Watching New Jackass Movie at HomeParamount Urges Teens Not to Try Watching New Jackass Movie at Home

Paramount Urges Teens Not to Try Watching New Jackass Movie at Home

LOS ANGELES — Paramount executives have issued a disclaimer surrounding their upcoming sequel Jackass Forever urging fans of the franchise…

3 years ago
New Batman Prequel to Focus on Bruce Wayne’s Parents Getting Really Into TheatreNew Batman Prequel to Focus on Bruce Wayne’s Parents Getting Really Into Theatre

New Batman Prequel to Focus on Bruce Wayne’s Parents Getting Really Into Theatre

LOS ANGELES — With the Caped Crusader’s latest cinematic reimagining, The Batman, hitting theaters next month, Warner Bros. has announced…

3 years ago
Super7 Releases Action Figure of Hidden Penis From VHS Cover of ‘The Little Mermaid’Super7 Releases Action Figure of Hidden Penis From VHS Cover of ‘The Little Mermaid’

Super7 Releases Action Figure of Hidden Penis From VHS Cover of ‘The Little Mermaid’

SAN FRANCISCO — With fans across the internet clamoring for restocks after the anticipated item immediately sold out, the specialty…

3 years ago
Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the MetaverseOpinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse

Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about…

3 years ago
Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From GamepassNeil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass

Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass

LOS ANGELES — Following his very public falling out with Spotify over his opposition to their platforming of Joe Rogan,…

3 years ago