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This is page 1! Sandbox Halo achievement non-player character walling pre-firing sidequest OP KK Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom…

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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt BiopicVengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

LOS ANGELES — Video game icon and the voice behind Mario, as well as several other Nintendo characters, Charles Martinet…

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Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing a Child Into This Fucked-up Disney WorldJaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing a Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World

Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. — Disney World season passholder Dylan Schaeffer, 36, recently bemoaned the state of his favorite theme…

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Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal IsKid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Nine-year-old Disneyland visitor Kevin Stevens was unsatisfied in his long-anticipated trip to the happiest place on Earth…

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$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

CALDWELL, N.J. — Plarium Games employees celebrated today, when three years after its release, and at a cost of $150…

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Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s DrivingGamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving

Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving

HAWTHORNE, N.J. — A gamer driving his family across the country has recently been revealed to have spent the entire…

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Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third TimeDisney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ a Third Time

Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ Third Time

LOS ANGELES — Following low viewership for its series The Book of Boba Fett, Disney announced today that they’re just…

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Weed Successfully Hidden in ‘Guitar Hero: Aerosmith’ Case for 13 YearsWeed Successfully Hidden in ‘Guitar Hero: Aerosmith’ Case for 13 Years

Weed Successfully Hidden in ‘Guitar Hero: Aerosmith’ Case for 13 Years

MESA, Ariz. — Hiding marijuana in a copy of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has garnered absolutely no attention whatsoever, graphic designer…

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Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being a GamerArlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being a Gamer

Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being Gamer

REDDING, Calif. — Following their discovery of his lengthy series of videos on various niche gaming topics, the Muppets have…

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