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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic

LOS ANGELES — Video game icon and the voice behind Mario, as well as several other Nintendo characters, Charles Martinet…

3 years ago

Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World

LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. — Disney World season passholder Dylan Schaeffer, 36, recently bemoaned the state of his favorite theme…

3 years ago

Kid at Disneyland Regrets Asking Sora Actor What His Character’s Deal Is

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Nine-year-old Disneyland visitor Kevin Stevens was unsatisfied in his long-anticipated trip to the happiest place on Earth…

3 years ago

$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

CALDWELL, N.J. — Plarium Games employees celebrated today, when three years after its release, and at a cost of $150…

3 years ago

Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving

HAWTHORNE, N.J. — A gamer driving his family across the country has recently been revealed to have spent the entire…

3 years ago

Disney Announces Fuck It, They’re Just Gonna Make ‘A New Hope’ Third Time

LOS ANGELES — Following low viewership for its series The Book of Boba Fett, Disney announced today that they’re just…

3 years ago

Weed Successfully Hidden in ‘Guitar Hero: Aerosmith’ Case for 13 Years

MESA, Ariz. — Hiding marijuana in a copy of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has garnered absolutely no attention whatsoever, graphic designer…

3 years ago

Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being Gamer

REDDING, Calif. — Following their discovery of his lengthy series of videos on various niche gaming topics, the Muppets have…

3 years ago