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I made a huge mistake.

For every like this tweet gets, I will come up with a new nickname for Waluigi

— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) July 19, 2018

As of the time of that this article was published, our tweet has 1,982 likes. Here are all your Waluigi nicknames.

Have at it, you cruel bastards.

Waluweewee
Mr Eggplant
The Annoying Purple
Assist Trophy
Wah Boy
Mr. Magorium’s Wonder EmVORErium
The Snazzz
GOOD Luigi
Mr. Steal Your Girl
Wah? Luigi!
The Human Dick
Big Purps
Wario’s Uncle
Shaped Like an Upside Down L On Your Forehead
Cockzilla
Walubeachy (if it’s summer)
Steve Buscemi’s Ghost
Groot (translate to English?)
The Big Stink
The World’s Second Greatest Detective
Mario’s Dad
The Guy Who Cucked Luigi With Daisy
Voreburger
The Amazing Jonathan
Mr. and Mrs. Waluigi
Grimace’s Godson
Knifestache
Ole Tired Eyes
Bone Boy
Numbah 3 Killa
Drake No Josh
Wawho?weekly
Lewd Ferrigno
The Captain
Wabubeebee
The Pipe King
Andre Apathy
George
The Frenchman
This is Forty
Papa
Uncircumcised Subscribe
Walueevee fire type
Walueevee water type
Walueevee electric type
Wahoo Answers
Wablueuigi (For blue/purple colorblind gamers)
Gay Mario
Purple Drink
Long D The Plumber Boy
Tall Toad
The Blank Screen (for completely blind gamers)
Mr. Negative (but not the Spider-Man one)
The Pipecleaner
The New York City Choker
Zodiac
Member of R Kelly’s Sex Cult
Booth Babe
Ole Less Strange Than Fiction
Mr Steal Yo Princess
Gary Coleman 2
Stick Shift Dick Mitch
NY Cock Exchange
The Fig Lebowski
The Honorable Judge Waluigi Now Presiding
Robocop
Mushroom Kingdom’s Most Eligible Bachelor
The King of Queens
Nice
Wally From The Block
Prawn Jeremy
Undefeated Heavyweight Champion Wah “The Uncircumcised Strangler” Luigi
The Purple Abe Lincoln
The Reincarnation of Prince
Wahbbuffet
WahYahweh
Wahtzee!
Jewish American Princess
He Who Shall Not Be Circumcised
Hispanic! At The Disco
The Perfumed Seneschal
The Nathan’s Hot Dog Vomiting Champion Of The World
A Spike Lee Joint
Italian Pete Davidson
Disco Jack
Bump ‘N’ Grind
BAE
American History Sex
Vibrating Mario
Dear Leader
Man Going His Own Way
Busty Teen Getting Pipes Plumbed By Long-Dicked Stud and Weird, Much Shorter Brother
Wally
President of the Rick and Morty Official Fan Club
Señor Fuck Fuck
El Hombre En La Colina
El Purple Gato
Su Casa Mi Waluigi
El Dios Del Sol
Forbidden Manfruit
Sunscreen Joe
সূর্য দেবতা
արեւի աստվածը
太陽神
Wonderwaaaahhh
Mr. Purple Son
Mr. Purple Flesh
Crank 2 High Voltage
Mr. Purple Drawer
Straight Luigi
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
Donzale Waaaashington
Crooked stache killer
Growth Spurt
The Purple Marble
Mr. Purple Doll
Joshua
New Stepdad
The Purple Rule
The One Who Is Called “I Am”
Notorious STD
George Waluigishington
The Purple Rings
Zero Suit Waluigi
The 41 Year Old Virgin
Purple Machine Guy
Captain Dongrot
An Erection Lasting Longer than 4 Hours
My Wife’s Boyfriend
Bad Green Mario
Mistake
David Foster Waluigi
Mr. Purple Street
Purple Legs Guy
Mr. Purple Hat
Mr. Purple Drain
Jerry Seinfeld
Mr. Purple Celery
Mr. Purple Distribution
The Purple Flock
The Purple-ist Nurple
The Purple Ring
Mr. Purple Baseball
Mr. Purple Tongue
Wahn Jeremy
The Waaahlfare State
The Purple Package
Plum 41
Mr. Purple Plane
Unnamed Third Party
Won’t-Luigi
The Purple Line
Mr Big Stuff
Throb Marley
Curves to the Right
Discount Murdoc Niccols.
Erect Stanley
The Purple Fang
The Purple Division
Purple Jump Guy
WaluSTI
The Purple Bit
That’s Waaaaaaaa She Said
Jizzuigi
Mr. Purple Passenger
Purple rain
That Vague Nausea You Get After Work Sometimes
Wahnny Depp
The Thin Wah Duke
Nintendo’s Mario Tennis OC
Hentai Steve
Wa “always pee after sex to avoid a uti” Luigi
Mustache Molester
The Burgundy Brawler
Purple Trouble Guy
Mr. Purple Pickle
Mr. Purple Corn
The Purple Books
Mr. Purple Horses
Mr. Purple Riddle
Quantity is not quality
Nintendemort
Mr. Purple Birth
Post Alone
Tentacle Enthusiast.
Moms New Boyfriend
Purple Nurples
Mr. Purple Woman
Wa Wa Cool J
Waluigi Esq. of Waluigi and Sons Firm, Attorneys At Law
Mr. Purple Duck
The Purple Self
Sticky Martin
The Slippery Nipple
Mr. Purple Sleet
Purple Teeth Guy
The Crusty Cretin
Ken Waaaaaaaaatanabe
The Purple Calendar
Snideley Dickrash
Mr. Purple Push
Turkey and Hi-C
Ant Man and The Waaahhhh
Hotter John Stamos
The Purple Kettle
Tall, Wah, and Handsome
Purple Business Guy
An Elf on Growth Hormones
The Purple Stone
Dr. Dentist
Bathlazar the Bath Salts Tsar
Sir
Mr. Purple Birds
One of the Most Hardest Hitting Safeties in the League
Wahxanne, You don’t have to wear that dress tonight
Lulu
Convicted Hammock Molester
The Purple Wing
Slap stick purple suck
The Purple Writing
Dr Dickll / Mr Wyde
Big Wah Energy
The Purple Teaching
Mr. Purple Flower
That purple cunt that always brings his tennis racket
Bony Ass Wario
Mr. Purple Steam
Mr. Purple Reading
The Main Attraction
Purple Temper Guy
James Cameron’s Wah-vatar
The Purple Skirt
Mr. Purple Card
Mr. Purple Mass
The Long Arm of the Wah
The Purple Measure
The Purple Horn
Big Daddy Wah
Daniel Day Walewisi
The Purple Horse
The Caped Cumsader
Mr. Purple Vacation
Walu-lovin’ Machine
The Purple Driving
Purple Prince Of Peace
Sakurai’s Boy
Mr. Purple Edge
Mr. Purple Pancake
Purple Rake Guy
Mr. Hands
Wahquaman
Stone Cold Steve Wah-stin
Grandaddy Purple
Wahnson and Wahnson 3-in-1 Shampoo
The Purple Clam
Wahuey Lewis & The Nudes
Wall-E
The Color Waluigi
The Purple Rabbit
The Purple Sky
Mr. Purple Guide
Jabroni
The L is for Lizard Person
The Forgotten
My Whole Afternoon Spent Thinking of Puns
Sgt. Discharge
Mr. Purple Baby
#1 Hentai Fan
Walli the Lean Monster
Waka Waka
Mr. Purple Doctor
The Wahbadook
Mr. Purple Quartz
The Purple Babies
The Purple Gun
The Great Shatsby
The Purple Army
Mr. Purple Appliance
Just the Tip
The Purple Frogs
Sad Max
Walmart Fuckboi
The Purple Camp
Mr. Purple Acoustics
His Manjesty
The Purple Window
The Purple Verse
The Purple Rod
One Wa Man
TheRealNApster
The Stink
The Purple Turkey
The Purple Bridge
No, that’s Mario. I’m talking about the evil one Mom. No, that’s Wario. The tall one. No, that’s Luigi. Mom if you’re going to play can you at least pretend to care? It’s the purple one. No, that’s Mario again, I said the purple one. Ok there we go.
The Waaaaahling Wall
Mr. Purple Rock
Mount Gushmore
Humbert Humbert
Purple Holiday Guy
Pariah Carey
Waluigi Armstrong
Mr. Purple Day
Mr. Purple Sink
Mr. Purple Instrument
The Purple Step
Ole Gangly Dong
Mr. Purple Sleep
Kingpin Skinnypimp
The Muscles From Brussels
Mr. Purple Yard
Cherry Pie (an old nickname from college)
Purple Experience Guy
Wam Bam Thank You Waluigi
WAHdimir Putin
Stinkmaster
The Aristocrat!
Purple Tent Guy
Mr. Purple Need
Mr. Purple Locket
Purple Farm Guy
The Purple Blade
The Purple Fairies
Meth Cousin
Fuck
Mr. Purple Basket
The Purple Shape
The Purple Rate
The Tickler
The Purple Stranger
The Rigged Erection
The Purple Lumber
Purple Story Guy
Mr. Purple Hydrant
Wal Of Jericho
Walui-Gee Rick I Don’t Know About This
Vogue Foreskin
The Two Eyed, Two Legged, Flying Purple Penis Haver
The W Word
The Purple Cats
The Purple Train
Mr. Purple Offer
Gross
The Perinium Plumber
Walig-Why Did We Agree To This?
Mr. Purple Dinosaurs
The Purple Religion
Mr. Purple Straw
The Purple Creator
The Purple Church
Ethnic Stereotype No. 4
Horseface Killah
Mr. Purple Time
Royal Flush
Wa Wa Black Sheep
Mr. Purple Burst
Handsome Ted Cruz
Mr. Purple Drink
The Only Thing I See When I Close My Eyes Ever Since “The Incident”
Joshub
Dirty Pete
Mr. Tall, Dark, and Moist
Tom Hard-On
Tonight’s Boyfriend
Purple Mark Guy
Oil Rig Santa Claus
Purp Fiction
Paul Manafort
M Seeking M
Purple Reign
Walu-Ouija Board
The Purple Pan
Hench and a Half
Million Dollar Baby
Walu-weeb-i
Mr. Purple View
!!!
A Cop’s Worst Nightmare
The Purple Visitor
The Purple Women
Frasier Pain
The Purple Lake
The Purple Silk
Raw Dog
The Reason for the Season
Former Host of Talk Soup
The Purple Quiver
Mr. Purple North
Wally Sparks
Harder Tim
The Purple Vest
Purple Hospital Guy
The Purple Minute
xWaluigix
Mr. Purple Level
WA-LUI-GI, WA-LUI-GO, WA-LUI-HA, WA-LUI-HA-HA
God
Mr. Purple Cake
The Purple Squirrel
Titanfall 2 Didn’t Get Enough Credit
The Purple Spot
The Flesh Prince
Tall glass of walter
Purple Big Dick Long Man
Lady WaWa
Dr. Waluigi, D.O.
Masc 4 Masc
Wally Bully
Warios “Roommate”
The Purpletrator
The Man With No Name
Mr. Purple Hair
Mr. Purple Pencil
Shy Stallone
Mr. Purple Produce
Mr. Purple Rail
The Thin Purple Duke
The man with the stinky pinkies
Dr. Please Don’t Purple Rain On Me
Tommy Toe Jam
Mr. Purple Respect
Mr. Purple Pot
Mr. Purple Ghost
Luigi’s Monster
Purple Watch Guy
The Purple Plot
Pub-Wi
Slim Dickins
The Purple Spoon
Mr. Purple Observation
Mr. Purple Tendency
The Purple Breath
Mr. Purple Crack
Wah McClane
Mr. Purple Stew
The Purple Root
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Waluijizz
Mr. Purple Snow
The Smarm
Admiral Asshole
The Purple Bottle
Uncle Dipstick
Wa Filter
Wa Luigi Baby Don’t Hurt Me Don’t Hurt Me No More
The Purple Cattle
Notorious W.A.H.
Waaaa Why Won’t Senpai Notice Me?
Waluigi on Sunshine
Creed Bratton From The Office (US)
Mr. Purple Bells
The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Waluigi
Mr. Purple Lunch
Sweeny Waaaadd
The Purple Steel
The Purple Sweater
Lady WahWah
The Guy That’s Fuckin Mario’s Mom
Baddie Long Legs
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Waluigi R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Mr. Purple Connection
Robbie Rotten
Evil Conan O’Brien
The Purple One
Lord of The Dicks
The Heart Of Saturday Night
Mr. Purple Route
The Purple Peephole Skeeter
JabberWah
The Purple Ship
The Purple Lunchroom
The Sex Offender Formerly Known As Waluigi
Mr. Purple Arch
The Friend You Don’t Invite
The Purple Egg
Mr. Purple Money
Tom Foulry
Raul Juliwah
The Purple Earth
Mr. Purple Leg
Benedick CUMberbatch
Lasagna Cock (inside joke between Waluigi and Toad)
Mr. Purple Fall
The Purple Parcel
The Hung Jury
Visible Panty Line The Man
Mr. Purple Voice
The Chosen One
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
The Purple Rainstorm
Goku
The Prostate With the Mostate
The Purple Tree
The Pastey Feeler
The Purple Van
Za Waluigido!
The Purple Rain
Cokémon Master
The Purple Salt
Mr. Purple Station
Waluigiby
Suspender Jones, Erotic Detective
The Purple Maid
Wa Wa Wa Wa Thotz
Jethro Tall
The Purple Hall
The Purple Tomatoes
Mr. Purple Power
Mr. Purple Rifle
Mr. Purple Pie
Larry Bird
The Long Arm of the Waah
The Other Purple Man
Daddy Kong
Mr. Purple Skate
WaluiGG Allen
Sentient Dick Pic
Luigi-Comma-Wa
The Man. The Legend.
Mr. Purple Aunt
Mr. Purple Note
Serena WAAAHlliams
The Purple Front
The Trump of Tennis
Wahrles Manson
Long Wario
The Purple Tramp
Daniel-Day-Lewis-In-Gangs-Of-New-York-Looking-Motherfucker
Tucker Max?
Mr. Purple Silver
Mr. Purple Bomb
Purple Trick Guy
Hurricane Moist
Mr. Purple Town
Mark Waaaaaahlberg
Long Bones McAngularFace
The Purple Direction
Mr. Purple Sticks
The Color Purple
The Purple Stem
Purple Zinc Guy
ROYGBinch
WAAAAAAllflower
Kyler F.
Creep Purple
The Purple Frame
The Purple Plantation
Pleasure Island
Waaah-ger Federer
Slippery Jesus
Purple Art Guy
Slim Steve
DJ workboots
Not Another Hard Drive List
The Purple Care
The Purple Form
The Purple Discussion
The Purple Order
The Purple Pets
Ms. Chanandler Waluigi Bong
Kisses With Teeth
Purple Berry Guy
One word waluigi
Mr. Purple Growth
Purple Sound Guy
Barney’s Dick
Five Pool Noodles
The Perks of Being a Wah-flower
The Purple Zipper
Mr. Purple Cactus
The Purple School
A Star Wars Character For the Old School Women-Hating Fans
Not-So-Shy Guy
Purple Credit Guy
Based on the novel WAH by Sapphire
Mr. Has A Hat
The Maltese Falcon but A Video Game Character
Opposite Bae
Joshuc
Mr. Purple Hour
Ol’ Turkey Neck
Paul F. Throbkins
Slim Pickens
The Waluigi You Put Between Us
The Purple Pocket
Dong With The Wind
Mr. Purple Balance
Mr. Purple Sock
Purple Morning Guy
Slip and Slide-whistle
The Purple Wood
Skaluigi
Felony Luigi
The mascot formally know as Waluigi
Forgettable
Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah’n’Roll High School
The Man In Black In Purple
The Purple Dress
Wah-rio
Overrated
The Purple Angle
Mr. Purple Thing
Dick Lastardly
Walu-ouji board
The Purple Fact
Mr. Purple Place
Walouis C.K.
Mr. Purple Low
Mr. Purple Fruit
What I Call Pod Racing
Mr. Purple Letters
The Purple Prince
The Purple Mind
The Purple Bag
Mr. Purple Pen
Purple People Greeter
The Purple Hand
The Purple Attack
Mr. Purple Glass
Uncle Bad Touch
The Third Winklevoss Twin
The Purple Scene
Purple Showers
Mr. Purple Potato
Roofuigi
The Purple Yoke
The Purple Juice
The Violet Femme
Purple Dad Guy
Olive Garden In Human Form
Wahbodan Milosevic
The Purple Argument
The Brother Forgotten
Joe
Mr. Purple Rabbits
L-Cancel
A Miserable Pile of Secrets
Mr. Purple Plough
Wah Wah Wahhhh Wah Wahbara Ann
Pooper Mario
Homeschool Luigi
Jackie Chan
A Real Life Umbrella
Mr. Purple Laugh
Mr. Purple Eggnog
The Purple Treatment
Randall Cunningham
â€œStop Or I’ll Call 911â€
Italian Hitler
The Purple Grandmother
Ooh-Wa-Ah-Ah-Ah-Luigi
The Purple Boat
Goku, but not the one you’re thinking of
Wahlucy Wahliu
Mr. Purple Digestion
The Purple Pail
Wahnton Soup
Rick Nastly
The Purple Sort
Ooh eeeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walu Igi Bing Bong
The Purple Join
The Mothman
Walugiam Shakespeare
The Purple Cover
The Purple Country
Mr. Purple Hammer
Mardi Gross
WaluiiU
The Tripod God
The Purple Pleasure
Mr. Purple Work
The Purple Talk
Kindly Whiplash
The Purple Cave
Lizard Person of New Donk City
Mr. Purple Committee
Wes Anderson
The Purple Room
WahYoshi(on Tinder)
Purple Match Guy
The Purple Language
The Purple Alarm
WALVIGI
The Italian Scallion
Walulu Lemon
The Purple Zoo
The Purple Grip
Jim Walushi
The Purple Quill
Seth Macy
Mr. Purple Touch
Mr. Purple Point
Sweat Midler
The Repeat Offender
Mr. Purple Record
The Mauve AVENGER
The Sudden Horrible Certainty That Your Hope Is In Vain
Lisa Stank
Mr. Purple Development
Giant Enemy Crab
Mr. Purple Comparison
1976 Ford F10P XLT Ranger Pickup Truck – Restored – $2000 OBO
Mr. Pizzas
Wasabi Luigi
The Choad Warrior
Brazzers.waaaaa
Mandy patinkon if he was a horse
Mono No Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
WALUGI
The Purple End
Old New Dad
Birdo’s Booty Call
The Opposite of Luigi or Some shit
Mr. Purple Mailbox
Lil’ Rhinophyma
Purple Roof Guy
Wah-rld of Wah-craft
Wahren Zevon
The Purple Creature
The Purple Relation
Squeege weege
Musty
Mr. Purple Bike
Ubermensch
The Purple Behavior
The Purple Nation
Mr. Purple Arm
Mr. Purple Beds
Ma Waaaaiiiiife
Daniel Day Lewis
Skinny the Clown
The Purple Shame
The Purple Bushes
Nintendo’s Purp Headed Step Child
Mr. Purple Flavor
Thin thighs save lives
The Purple Sea
Just Because He Hasn’t Done It Yet Doesn’t Mean You Should Trust a Man With a Face Like That
The Purple Bedroom
Mr. Purple Crime
Mr. Purple River
Purple Rain
Mr. Wahldwide
Mr. Peaches
The Purple Pin
The Purple Pear
Elbowser
Mr. Purple Water
The Purple Sidewalk
Crotch-ster the Grouch
Big Weeg
Squirt of Italian Dressing
One Wanged Angel
Mr. Purple Planes
The Purple Guitar
The Purple Frog
Bad Pillow
Mr. Purple Increase
Wingo Wango
Mr. Purple Quicksand
Waatch Me Nae Nae
Mr. Purple Existence
Purple Selection Guy
Methistopheles
Wal Kilmer
The Reason Samus Wears That Suit
Mr. Purple Surprise
The Purple Shock
Mr. Purple Linen
Mr. Purple Rub
Mr. Steal Your Princess
The Purple Mine
The Purple Can
MF POON
Mr. Feel Your Girl
The Purple Apparel
Mr. Purple Minister
Mr. Purple Apparatus
Smamp!
Johnny cold cuts!
Your Little Brother’s Dark Freudian Dream
The Purple Desk
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Luigi
Wah-bash Cannonball by Wah-nny Cash
Tall Blart: Brawl Cop
The Best Damn Tennis Player I’ve Ever Faced
The Big Dub
The Violet Violator
Wha-wha-wha (Luigi)
The Purple Butter
WAHN Radio 969.69 FM, Wahn Stop Rock N Roll
Mr. Purple Request
Ben-Wah Balls
Tsunderebolt
The Purple Bucket
Purple Sugar Guy
Smellin’ Degenerate
Heroin Wario
Mr. Purple Stop
Felon Musk
Purple Idea Guy
Sarah McWahchlan
Jared Leto
Colonel cum stain
Miyamoto’s Illegitimate Son
Mr. Purple Rose
The Purple Wax
Gangly Kong
Dominique Strauss-Kahn
The Purple Rest
Mr. Purple Home
Purple Brick Guy
Mr. Slit Splitter
Still better than having to play as Toad
Biggest Uncircumcised Dick Energy
The Purple War
Waluigi the Hedgehog (OC DONT STEAL)
Darth Penetrator
The Purple Addition
Nintendon’t
Pedro
Mr. Purple Cast
The Purple Purpose
The Purple Desire
Mr. Purple Head
Groper Cleveland
Deathpacito
Purple Fold Guy
The Purple Actor
Mario 4: Mario’s Revenge
The reason I lost faith in humanity
Extra Crispy Luigi
Purple Steel
Mr. Purple Believe
Mr. Purple Tank
Mr. Fucking Waluigi, To You
Mr. Purple Sheet
The Purple Yam
Well you can tell by the way I use my WAH, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk
WaluiG-Money and His Special Sauce
Handlebario
Mr. Purple Island
The Purple Twig
The Purple Uncle
Purple Wrench Guy
Wah Wah Wally Boy
Mr. Purple Cook
Mr. Purple Brother
Purple Paper Guy
I Have Embezzled Hundreds Of Dollars From Hard Drive And I Have Never Been Caught, This Is My Confession
The Man Banned From Jo Ann Fabrics Nationwide for Installing Glory Holes in Bathrooms
Purple Man Guy
The Purple Branch
The Purple Cemetery
The Purple Geese
Violet J
Purple Spy Guy
The Purple Chickens
Do the John Waluigi
Waluigi-Spot
Mr. Purple Crib
Crazier Hand
Tweedle Hung
The Almighty Wa
Sum Forty Wahn
Walou Kang
Mr. Purple Zephyr
My uncles friend that was just being affectionate
Mr. Purple Middle
Purple Glove Guy
Agent 69
Wal*Mart Supersaver Club
Your Lord and Saviour You Filthy Pleb
The Epitome and Eventual Collapsing Point of Modern Meme Culture
Violet Evergarden
Garfield
Purple Secretary Guy
Captain Mook
The Alpha And The Wah-mega, The Lui-genning And The End
Wa Wa (Like The Convenience Store)
Mr. Purple Wind
Mr. Purple Payment
Dark Toon Walink
The Artist Formerly Known As Waluigi
He Who Must Not Be Wah’d
Smegmario
Mr. Purple Prose
Mr. Purple Wash
Mr. Purple Truck
The Purple Car
Mushroom Kingdom Kramer
Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov
The Purple Pill
Mr. Purple Grain
Curly Jerry
The Purple Orange
The artist formerly known as Wa
Dong DeLouise
The Purple Crown
Waluigi CK
Homecoming Jester
Mr. Purple Playground
Mr. Purple Dock
Purple Dameron
Lars Ulrich
Wah The Pooh
Slim Shadigi
The Purple Night
Mr. Purple Seashore
Wah Wah Black Sheep
The Purple Pipe
Drink of WAHHHHHHHter
Mr. Purple Wound
Tragic Mike
Flasher in the Rye
Purple Snake Guy
Mr. Purple Oven
The Purple House
Mr. Purple Statement
Mr. Purple Bubble
Purple Society Guy
Italian Rapscallion
Big Moist
Walu-Remember Ask Jeeves?
The WAAHrp Star
The Purple Page
Jesus Christ
Bradley
The Purple Discovery
Mr. Purple Event
Long Balls
Mr. Purple Waves
Mr. Purple Arithmetic
Debbie Waaaahsserman Schultz
The Moist Slapper
Mr. Purple Giraffe
Mr. Purple Pollution
The Purple Badge
The Purple Tiger
The Big Purple Coefficient
Two Eyed, Long Dong, Wah-ing Purple People Eater
Patty Man-aise
Peter North
Mr. Purple Caption
We Are Literally Ugly Ignorant Gangly Italians
Number 69 in Your Program, Number One in Your Heart
The Purple Sheep
Purple Cobweb Guy
Mr. Purple Tail
The Boy Who Cried WAAAAAH
Mr. Purple Spade
The Purple Stage
Jeremy Krappenshitz
Purple Beef Guy
The Purple Amount
Mr. Purple Robin
Mr. Purple Weather
Post-Luigi
The Purple Bee
The Purple Hate
Mr. Purple Twist
Not Wario, Mario, or Luigi
The Purple Oatmeal
The King Of The Prince Of Darkness
Purple Furniture Guy
Vincent Wallo
Mr. Purple Turn
Lank ‘n Beans
Mr. Purple Color
Mr Public Domain
Purple Canvas Guy
Daddy Long Legs
The Purple Fly
Chris Gaines
The Purple Meanie
Eugene Hutz When He Starts Wearing Purple
Dong Lover
Mr. Purple Brake
Mr. Purple Store
Casual Encounter
Mr. Purple Muscle
OliWah Cromwell
Purple Side Guy
The Loud Italian Guy In Front of You at Subway
The Purple Protest
The Purple Sail
The Purple Blood
Mr. Purple Mint
Robbie Rotten’s Horny Cousin
Harvey Waaaahnstein
Purple Oranges Guy
Mr. Purple Friends
Mr. More Human Than Human
Muave Monster
Mr. Purple Camera
WAHking on the Sun by Smash Mouth
The Naked Gun
Mr. Purple Quince
Mr. Purple Swing
Mr. Purple Land
The Purple Expert
Mr. Purple Hands
Mr. Purple Class
The Purple Engine
Willam Uigi
Mr. Purple Transport
Mr. 2016
Purple Ray Guy
The Purple Change
Purple Dirt Guy
Purple Representative Guy
Purple Meal Guy
Mr. Purple Mouth
Crying at the Wah Wah feat. Chris Gethard
Fuck-woi
Slumdog Thousandaire
The Purple Pet
The Grape Grappler
B. Cooper
Fallout Goy
Mr. Purple Walk
Machoer Man
The Purple Door
Mr. Purple Grade
Waaaah-en I was in elementary school it was hard for me to make friends and now I’m a freelance writer for an extemely niche online magazine
Mr. Purple Spark
The Purple Fog
WaluBee Gees
Daylight Come and Me Waaaahhna Go Home
Wea-biscuit
The Purple Stitch
Susan, but only if the IRS wants to know
Mr. Purple Swim
Wahí ½í±Luí ½í±Igií ½í±
Uncle Marty
Poon and Gloom
A Bit Worth Losing 100 Twitter Followers and Counting
The Purple Effect
Ahura Mazda
The Purple Cent
The Waluigi Trump’s Going It Build And Make Mexico Pay For It
Mr. Purple Wilderness
Mr. Purple Table
Sexy Wario
The Purple Trains
Mr. Purple Shade
Mr. Purple Heat
Musical Guest Janelle Monae
John Waleguizamo
Mr. Purple Run
Nightmare
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content
Slender Boy
Salvador WalÃ
Waaaaaaahhhhhhh
The Male Serena Williams
Mr. Purple Cushion
Slob Goblin
Fraisier Stain
Purple Fear Guy
The Purple Bead
Slice o’ pizza pie
The Purple Sack
The Purple Hope
The Purple Soap
A Character Played by Scarlett Johansson
The Purple Weight
Not Waluigi
Wario+Luigi
Solid Snake, If You Know What I Mean
Mr. Purple Mom
The Purple Jelly
Hairy Wahtter
The Purple Toy
Fuckboi Supreme
The Purple Receipt
Statutory Grape
Wahcamole
The Purple Hill
The Purple Hot
Wah Lou Ouija
The Purple Rhythm
Conan O’Brien
Mr. Purple Hobbies
Theo fuxtable
The Big Wabowksi
Beefs Wellington
Throbbin’ Williams
A$AP Weege
Nocturnal Admission
The President
The Purple Toe
Yellow Gut
Walst virginia
A Joke I Wrote Instead Of Working, Don’t Tell My Boss
Oops! All Foreskin
Stretch Legstrong
The Purple Test
Your Host For The Evening
Mr. Purple Partner
The Purple Way
I’m Just a WAH Boy, Nobody Loves Me
Purple Eyes Guy
Mr. Purple History
Filthy Fred
Hairy Thotter
Purple Iron Guy
Mr. Purple Hook
Mr. Purple Fork
WahWah
Skeleton Twin
The Purple Writer
The Slippery Slapper
Dude Your Girl Tells You Not to Worry About
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The Purple Limit
Wushu Weegee
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The Purple Interest
The Purple Scissors
The Mushroom Tip King
Little Purple Jumpsuit
The Jolly Purple Giant
Missing Link
Bud Bowl MVP
Purple Person Guy
Stephen Cling
Mr. Purple Sense
Mario if he wasn’t allowed within 50 meters of a pre-school
Gringo Starr
Is anyone still reading this list?
The Purple Cause
The Great Waluigi by F. Scott FitzgeraldChapter 1.In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.
“Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”
He didn’t say any more, but we’ve always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores. The abnormal mind is quick to detect and attach itself to this quality when it appears in a normal person, and so it came about that in college I was unjustly accused of being a politician, because I was privy to the secret griefs of wild, unknown men. Most of the confidences were unsought — frequently I have feigned sleep, preoccupation, or a hostile levity when I realized by some unmistakable sign that an intimate revelation was quivering on the horizon; for the intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions. Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope. I am still a little afraid of missing something if I forget that, as my father snobbishly suggested, and I snobbishly repeat, a sense of the fundamental decencies is parceled out unequally at birth.
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The Purple Book
The Purple Stamp
The Purple Coil
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Best Supporting Roll
Wilmer ValderWAHmma
Purple String Guy
Our Correspondent
Tony Supwano
The Purple Friend
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Incel Elgort
The Purple Unit
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The Purple Crow
Purple Stocking Guy
Reggie Fils-Aime’s Little Brother
Mr. Purple Soda
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The WaaahLocaust
Walumemegi
My Lanky Neighbor Who Buried His Pet Guinea Pig In His Backyard Last Week
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Live From New York It’s Wah-turday Night
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Steve
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Slithering Heights
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The Worst Thing To Happen To Mustaches Since Hitler
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Acclaimed Hard Drive Contributor
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Jesus’s Apostle
Prince Prostate
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Morti-guy
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The Love Guru
The Wahking Head
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The Purple Harbor
Purple Jar Guy
The Purple Finger
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The Purple Cloth
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WAHgames
David Showie
King Creepa
Tall Star by Smash Mouth
Blowba Fett
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Waheaties
Mr. Purple Advertisement
Mr. Malpractice
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The Purple Trees
The Purple Cream
The Purple Start
Sneaky Pooper
Mr. Purple Tooth
The Thinking Man’s Luigi
Balluigi
Super Smarmy-o Brother
Alas, Poor Waluyorick
The Wahlander
Banana Hammock
Purple Dust Guy
Squirtle
The Purple Dinner
Purple Destruction Guy
Mr. Purple Beginner
The Purple Stick
Purple Condition Guy
Wet warker
The Toungemobile up your thighway
Horny Teens Near You
Wa Wa West
Moms “Friend”
Mr. Purple Dime
Wahjoras Mask
The Purple Month
Squalid Snake
Purple Lip Guy
Hark! The Waluigi!
Waluigigigi
Jeremy Kaplowitz
Mr. Purple Kick
Purple Curve Guy
The Purple System
Jack and the Peen Stalk
Mr. Purple Soup
Waluigi II: The Seqwaaahhhhl
Rango
Mr. Purple Quiet
Sasha Grey
Purple Party Guy
Ayawaaaaaasca
Meryl Creep
The Sixty-Niner in Blue Eyeliner
Tall Dark and Ransom
Old Man Jerkins
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The Long Man
Wokluigi
Purple Hatted Sex God
The Purple Insurance
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Loco Baggins
Purple Thought Guy
Wahzam
The Purple Bird
Purple Reward Guy
My Son’s Dad
The Purple Cabbage
@TherealWanaldluigi
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Wah-mmstein
The man with the golden dick
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Niles Crane
Don’t Call My Name, Don’t Call My Name, Waluberto
Soup or Smash Brother
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Mr. Purple Rat
Cocaine Donkey Kong
Purple Cracker Guy
Mr. Purple Honey
Purple Loss Guy
Mr. Purple Board
Big Dick Luigi
Purple Chance Guy
WAHlter Kronkite
Cutie Pie
The Phallus That Has Malice
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Quaker Mario
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Johnny Stache
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My Anaconda Does Want Some, Jr.
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Josh
We Need To Build A Wah
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Grope Soda
PAWG (Purple Ass Waluigi Guy)
Purple Horse of the Apocalypse
Naughty Luigi?
Wahntanamo Bay
The Purple Belief
Alt-Right Wario
Mr. Purple Kitty
Waluigi Does The Fox Say?
Purple Santa
Slender man
Mary Waaaappins
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Wah U
The Witcher 3: Wah-ld Hunt
Wii Wii Lips
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The Purple Yarn
Smell Gibson
The Purple Knee
Cottonmouth Joe
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Warren Allan Uigi
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Racquet Fingers
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Mr. Not In Smash
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The Purple Bell
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Fetty Wapluigi
He who must not be gamed
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Your Weird Neighbor Whose Entire Face You’ve Never Seen
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Now I’m A WAHliever by Smash Mouth
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Purple Headed Warrior
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Not Really Worth All This Attention
The Purple Smash
The Ol’ Lanky Spanky
Wi-Little Boy
Tall Wario
Waluigi me Whip Waluigi me Nene
The Love Below
Mad Catz Mario Brother
Buffalo Wah Wings
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Probably Whatever Jordan Peterson is On About
The Jean Geanie
Me-Fisto
You Will Meet A Tall Dark Pervert
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Leisure Suit Wahry
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Bofa
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My Horny Uncle
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The Weege
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Nothing. No one. A Mere Shell Of A Man. Emptiness.
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Spud’
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NWAluigi
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Knob Goblin
Flaccid Snake
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Twizzle-Stick Stache Face Boy
Waahtch Me Whip
Mayor of Cum Town
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Ebow the letter
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Smegma Man X
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The Delaware Dangler
Lil Waaaaachty
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Stephen Colbert (pronounced the wrong way)
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Tiddlywinks
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Chad Kroeger
The 12 Inch Whisper
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Wahbbie Wahtten
The Secret Identity of the Wii Fit Trainer
Nintendo’s Bastard Child
Mr. Purple Toes
The Purple Roll
The Purple Spiders
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NorthWaaaaah, Washington DC 20500
Purple Boy Guy
Scuba Steve
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The Send Nudes Dude
Smasher ball dasher
Pablo Horny
Pickled
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Old Jeezy
Purple Look Guy
Wale-wale-Jandro
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Piss
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Grease Police
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Bedroom Eyes Wa
The Dancing Bosstone of the Nintendo Universe
AAA
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King of the Sizzler
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Perks of Being a Wal Flower
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745
The True Heir To The Mushroom Kingdom Throne
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Eiffel 69
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Gay Luigi
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Upside Down Luigi
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The Caped Cum-eater
Handsy Steven
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Good Wah Hunting
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The mauve avenger
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K’NEX Disaster
Baeberry Crunch
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Happiness is a WAHrm Gun
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Doctor Wah
Purple Back Guy
The Purple Reason
Mr. Purple Key
[email protected]
Purple Neck Guy
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The Conjugal Visitor
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Silverlake Hipster Rapist
Ms. Elizabeth
Blurred Lines
Wah Zuckerberg
Luigi’s Purple Brother Waluigi
Underalls
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The real Kira
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RonPaulFan69
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One-Eyed Two-Balled Giant Purple People Pleaser
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Caligula
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Wa and Peace
Jushy
W-A-H-L-E
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Gene Friskel
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Baron von Crackhouse
The Creeple’s Champion
Overalls Over Balls
Rap Game Jared from Subway
The Boner Collector
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Smegma Man
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Funky Winkerbean
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Dishonorable Toothpick Bandit
Tall, Warm Drink of Water
Upper Decker
Purple Cheese Guy
Tony Stank
Mr. Purple Meeting
The Purple Sneeze
“My moustache is the same length as penis” guy
Purple Design Guy
The Coccyx Avenger
Why does Wario keep bringing his weird friend? He doesn’t even know anyone, he’s never been on an adventure. Yet every time we’re all hanging out playing golf or tennis or sometimes he brings that freak with him. No one knows him, he screams that everyone cheated when he loses, he’s not any fun. Who keeps inviting him?
Mr. Purple Coast
The Purple Seat
Purple Boots
Mr. Purple Debt
The Purple Jellyfish
I bless the rains down in Wah-rica
Delete This
Purple Trip Guy
Overrated Meme
Mr. Purple Name
Purple Plumber Eater
Dick-in-a-Question-mark Box
Mr. Purple Tub
The Purple Deer
Porkestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
No Man’s Guy
Mr. Purple Ear
The Purple Blow
World’s Number 1 ABBA Fan
Hot n Juicy
Waluigi No Think of The Children
The Purple Cow
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The Purple Needle
Wiggi walls
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Ol’ Swirly Stash, the Dread of The Deep
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Mr. Purple Company
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@realDonaldTrump
Emaciated Wario
The Real Slim Shady
Slim Bison
Buttons
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Foreskin Dubya
Purple Nurple
Mr. Purple Wrist
The Purple Liquid
Mi amor
Zaddy
The Purple Food
My WAAAHdy is Ready
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The Grapefruited Crusader
The Purple Spring
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Afterthought of an Afterthought
Purple Crate Guy
The King of Pop
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The Opioid Noid
Sad Jeremy
Orphan Purple
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Purple Donkey Guy
Jesus Shuttlecock
The Artful Waahdger
Hella Boy
Master Keif
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The Fellation Sensation
Uncle Hands
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Bad Luigi
Guccifer 3.0
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The Purple Cows
The Purple Airport
Wa Lu (Ba Ba Dee Ba Ba Die)
The Purple Border
Innnnnn Wahst Philadelphia Born And Raised
#1 Most Searched Porn In Delaware
Ol’ Shoe Breath
Stache Gropinski
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The Purple Death
Oliver Piss
Chris Hardwick
WaluIGN
Big Lick Energy
The Purple Taste
The Plumber’s Plumber
The Purple Sister
Purple Cherry Guy
The Purple Group
Purple Ants Guy
Waluigi Invited You To Play MouseHunt
Wahk you like a hurricane
Chumbawaaaaaaamba
The Purple Veil
Mr. Purple Thumb
Mr. Purple Scale
The Best Foreskin in the Game
7 Feet Of Purple Passion
Purple Cat Guy
Purple Gate Guy
Purple Example Guy
Knuckles
Captain Chode
Please, Can I See My Son Now?
Mr. Purple Governor
The Purple Structure
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The Purple Distance
Chief Justice Warren E. Burger
The Purple Quarter
Three Toads In Overalls
The Purple Wire
Purple Pump Guy
Wah Wah Big Dick Cool W
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Mr. Purple Grass
Walutweety
Area Man
Purple Science Guy
Boneless Wario
Mr. Purple Flight
Party Foul
Where’s Waluigi?
Purple Bone Guy
Mr. Purple Drop
The Purple Title
Mr. Purple Song
Wally Baby
The Purple Knife
Fuckmaster Flash
The French tickler, but italian
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Mr. Purple Houses
Waluigimart
Grimace’s Evil Buu
Smuferer
Purple Square Guy
Pussy Melter 5000
The ‘Stached Stud
The Sicilian Simpleton
Sebulba
The Purple Cub
Sir Not Appearing in This Fighting Game
Purple Slave Guy
Purple Nest Guy
Imperator Furry-osa
Mr. Purple Cars
The Purple Nut
The Purple Detail
Marky Mark Waaaahhhhhlberg
Purple Giants Guy
The Purple Move
Supreme Leader Snoke
Paul Blart: Wal Cop
The Purple Button
The Purple Poison
Mr. Purple Action
Purple Stuff
Mr. Purple Scent
The Guy That Borrowed Your Calculator
The Purple Box
Wank-uigi
Mr. Purple Worm
Purple piper
Wahziz Wahnsari
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Springfield Fats
The Purple Shop
The Purple Lamp
The Purple Air
Sign of a Failing Marriage
The Debonair Aubergine
Purple Ocean Guy
Mr. Worldwaaaaaade
The Nickname That Nobody Will Read
His Infernal Majesty
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Mr. Purple Men
Mr. Steal Your Identity
Waluigi: SVU
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The Purple Nose
The Prime Suspect
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The Purple Trousers
The Last Of The Wahicans
The Lavender Lover
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404 Error
Pulchy
Wahtergate
Donkeynips
The End Of Evangelion Personified
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Woke Luigi
OlympiWAAAAH, Washington
The Purple Voyage
The Purple Eye
The Purple Mice
Mr. Purple Bite
Waluwhy On Earth Would We Tweet That
Lil WAHty
Purple Sign Guy
Purple Health Guy
Bris Bandit
Paul McFartney
Spider-Man But Just the Web Fluid
Purple Vase Guy
The L that doesn’t die.
Frame-Perfect Fuckface
Mick Dragger
Mr. Purple Impulse
Ass that wont quit
The Purple Shoe
Wade in the Waaah-ter
Waluigeez Nuts
Mr. Purple Meat
The Purple Boot
Owen Wilson
Mr. Purple Ducks
The Chosen Waaaaaaaaa
Mr. Purple Sisters
Mr. 500 Feet or More From a School
Mr. Purple Dolls
The Purple Word
Suge Knight
Daddy
The Purple Bait
The Tucson Tickler
The Purple Ranger
Val Venus
The Purple Field
Cactus jack/dude love/mankind
The Purple Snails
Waluigi-senpai
Mr. Purple Seed
The Purple Insect
Purple Pain
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LuWaLuigi
Mr. Purple Finger
Mr. Purple Pies
Walmart Luigi
Purple Bed Guy
Wahter Wahite
The Purple Girls
28th President of The United States Wahh-drow Waah-son
Kaiser Soze
Wladimir Wutin
The Valtrex Abyss
Mr. Purple Monkey
The Military Industrial Wah-plex
The Purple Loaf
Dinky Kong
The Fourth You’re Looking For
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Purple Wool Guy
The Purple Carpenter
Mr. Purple Icicle
Waluwiener
Acid Burn
Purple People Leader
The Purple Cable
Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches
Mr. Purple Space
Joseph And The Amazing Purple-color Dreamboat
Purple Pussy Punisher
Cumplestilskin
Babe Vigoda
A goddamn hero and role model
Captain Falcum
Jared Kushner’s Real Dad
Uatu The Wah-er
The Last White Rhino
father
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A Pun Based on the Name “Luigi” and the Japanese Word “Warui”
Lanky Kong Gone Wrong
Maximum Sentence
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Villian From Strawberry Shortcake
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Jon Arbuckle
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Waaaahking Dead Panel Moderator
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Updawg
Smooth by Santana Ft. Rob WAHmas
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That Grey Poupon
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Joshualltheotherletters
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The Great White Whaaaaaaaaa
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Nintendo Count Olaf
Thinos
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Zelda
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Jewish God
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