August 1, 2020 Zork Remaster Improves Playerās Imagination Zork Remaster Improves Playerās Imagination CAMBRIDGE, Mass. ā The classic text adventure Zork has been updated for a new generation, with totally overhauled whimsy to stimulate player imagination. āItās kinda…
August 1, 2020 Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom NEW YORK CITY āĀ Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside a bathroom stall in JFK…
July 31, 2020 Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High WASHINGTON ā Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record high. āThese findings are absolutely…
July 31, 2020 Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate āQuick Tipā Industry Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate āQuick Tipā Industry STANFORD, Calif. ā According to new research, the āno load timesā promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for loading screen quick tips, spelling…
July 30, 2020 Citizens of Rapture Unsure Where to Put Torn Down Andrew Ryan Statue Citizens of Rapture Unsure Where to Put Torn Down Andrew Ryan Statue RAPTURE ā Confusion reigned in the underwater metropolis of Rapture today after residents tore down the imposing statue of patriarch Andrew Ryan at the entrance…
July 30, 2020 New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PŠ¤ŠÆŅ¬LŠŠD New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PŠ¤ŠÆŅ¬LŠŠD SANTA MONICA, Calif. ā Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising, will take place in the…
July 30, 2020 42-Year-Old Restaurant Manager Beginning to Realize This Is, In Fact, His Final Form 42-Year-Old Restaurant Manager Beginning to Realize This Is, In Fact, His Final Form BREA, Calif. ā After a tense standoff with some customers around closing time, it became clear to local Olive Garden manager Darrell Klein that despite…
July 29, 2020 Girlfriend Has No Idea Sex Playlist Is Just Old School RuneScape Soundtrack Girlfriend Has No Idea Sex Playlist Is Just Old School RuneScape Soundtrack PHOENIX ā Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week was just a 2-hour YouTube…
July 28, 2020 Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sonyās āFuture of Gamingā event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a whole slate of new video…
