August 8, 2020 Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an impossible-to-get achievement in the game…
August 8, 2020 Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact CINCINNATI, Ohio — Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player Tim Williams insists that the only reason he grabs others at the finish line is due to…
August 7, 2020 Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told sources Friday that the lore…
August 7, 2020 Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while discussing Microsoft’s service with friends.…
August 5, 2020 Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based on the best selling video…
August 4, 2020 Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’ Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’ DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones unveiled a…
August 4, 2020 Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help” Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help” WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire series of Professor Layton games…
August 3, 2020 Guy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet Town Guy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet Town KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to battle across the Kanto region…
August 3, 2020 5 Amazing Things You Missed in ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Because Your Grandma Bought You ‘Call Of Duty: Ghosts’ 5 Amazing Things You Missed in ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Because Your Grandma Bought You ‘Call Of Duty: Ghosts’ Ghost of Tsushima has solidified itself as an instant classic of our generation, which you are painfully aware of even though your grandma accidentally bought…
