August 27, 2020 Activision Announces New ‘Star Wars’ Game Activision Announces New ‘Star Wars’ Game SANTA MONICA — Activision revealed a new ‘Star Wars’ video game today entitled Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War, available late 2020. “We know…
August 26, 2020 New Strongman Competition Makes You Remove Little Plastic Piece From Joy-Con After It’s Been Put on Upside Down New Strongman Competition Makes You Remove Little Plastic Piece From Joy-Con After It’s Been Put on Upside Down SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — The World’s Strongest Man competition announced a new annual event, in which entrants will compete to remove the small plastic attachment…
August 25, 2020 Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an extremely one-sided and unbalanced show.…
August 25, 2020 Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a single accessory or stat modifier,…
August 24, 2020 Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez LOS ANGELES — 2011 “Favorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Act” ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once again foiled at the hands…
August 24, 2020 Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work weeks on absolutely nothing at…
August 23, 2020 Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such as Twisted Tunnel, Rainbow Park,…
August 22, 2020 Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had suffered a massive injury to…
August 22, 2020 Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions, leaving his left thumb incredibly…
