September 19, 2020 Quarantined Clock Town Resident Can’t Remember If It’s Day 1 or Day 3 Quarantined Clock Town Resident Can’t Remember If It’s Day 1 or Day 3 CLOCK TOWN, Termina — Clock Town resident and Stock Pot Inn owner Anju, 17, reported confusion today after struggling to remember what day it was…
September 18, 2020 Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion after taking a massive jump…
September 18, 2020 Sony Announces Double Stuf PS5 Sony Announces Double Stuf PS5 LOS ANGELES — In a stunning addition to their lineup of PlayStation 5 consoles, Sony announced the new Double Stuf PS5 during Wednesday’s PlayStation 5…
September 17, 2020 Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy Resident Evil Netflix Series Hires Terrible Camera Operators for Accuracy LOS ANGELES — With Netflix recently greenlighting a series based on Capcom’s Resident Evil video games, the streaming platform assured fans they were working with…
September 16, 2020 We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called We Finally Know What the New Sony Console Will Be Called TOKYO — Years of speculation by fans and industry insiders alike were put to rest today as Sony finally revealed the name of their new…
September 16, 2020 Nintendo Sends DMCA Takedown to Nintendo for Emulating Mario Games Nintendo Sends DMCA Takedown to Nintendo for Emulating Mario Games KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has issued a DMCA takedown to Nintendo, threatening to press legal action if the studio doesn’t remove its fan emulation project,…
September 14, 2020 Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer saying “Continue?” every single time…
September 13, 2020 Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation that appeared overnight was believed…
September 12, 2020 PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement that they will bring back…
