October 20, 2020 Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4 Claudia Conway Reveals Her Mom Pretended to Have COVID to Play Crash Bandicoot 4 WASHINGTON — TikTok sensation Claudia Conway released a series of bombshell videos today revealing that her mother and close Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway lied about…
October 20, 2020 World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat PEORIA, Ill. — Friends of Shaun Conner were disappointed but unsurprised as he continually raised the defense stat of his RPG character, cementing his place…
October 20, 2020 Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies Trump Refuses to Pass Controller After Character Dies WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass the controller to anybody else,…
October 19, 2020 5 Animals We Think Crash Bandicoot Might Be 5 Animals We Think Crash Bandicoot Might Be Your typical video game mascot will tell you right away in their name if they are an animal. For starters, there’s Sonic the Hedgehog, Ecco…
October 19, 2020 Roommate Ejected From Apartment After Lying About Finishing ‘Dishes’ Task Roommate Ejected From Apartment After Lying About Finishing ‘Dishes’ Task NEW YORK — Local roommate Phil Darrow was ejected from his apartment after his friends discovered that he had lied about completing his dishes task.…
October 18, 2020 Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly got a bit carried away…
October 18, 2020 Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise Cockroaches Thank Homeowner for New Luxury High-Rise BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter from all of the cockroaches…
October 16, 2020 Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War, Hitman, and Blaseball? Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War, Hitman, and Blaseball? A new era is upon us. This year, a new generation of consoles will come into our homes, bringing us more realistic gaming experiences than…
October 16, 2020 ‘Spider-Man’ Will Feature Complex Cat Companion System That Ranges From ‘Enemies’ to ‘Doesn’t Hate You’ ‘Spider-Man’ Will Feature Complex Cat Companion System That Ranges From ‘Enemies’ to ‘Doesn’t Hate You’ BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac has announced that the Miles Morales Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 5 will feature an intricate companion system which lets players…
