October 27, 2020 The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the game does kind of take…
October 25, 2020 Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS Twitch Streamer Rigged to Explode If Game Drops Below 30 FPS LOS ANGELES — Professional streamer Sandra Cruz — known online as CruzControl2 — strapped a series of bombs to her livestream this of The Legend…
October 24, 2020 Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing criticism from Democratic leaders after announcing plans to divert funding from the Nintendo Wii’s Everybody Votes channel…
October 24, 2020 Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason SAN JOSE, Calif. — Developers at Supergiant Games reportedly cannot pinpoint why their hit game Hades, about a man attempting over and over again to…
October 23, 2020 Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that Mario villain Dry Bones is…
October 22, 2020 We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s scraggly purple stick man, Waluigi.…
October 22, 2020 GameStop Introduces Curbside Pestering GameStop Introduces Curbside Pestering GRAPEVINE, Texas — As the COVID-19 pandemic continues with no signs of slowing down, GameStop has announced that its patented insufferable brand of customer service…
October 22, 2020 $1 Mobile App Better Change Buyer’s Life Forever at That Price $1 Mobile App Better Change Buyer’s Life Forever at That Price LOS ANGELES — Dave Gordon expressed skepticism at purchasing a $1 app on his phone unless it would bring lifelong, universal positive change to his…
October 21, 2020 Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel Jeb Bush Picks Horrible Night to Start Twitch Channel TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Famously unremarkable politician and former presidential nominee Jeb Bush began his new Twitch stream tonight in an unprecedented failure, debuting the same…
