June 21, 2017 Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving shooting the game’s gun at…
June 20, 2017 Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC NEW YORK — Darian Rumfield, a 25-year old man living in New York City, realized today that he is, at best, the side-character of someone…
June 19, 2017 Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals Football Coach Wins 5 Championships by Calling Only Fake Field Goals JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Seattle head coach Mike Rubino celebrated his fifth Super Bowl win Sunday night after calling exclusively fake field goals on his way…
June 16, 2017 The Real Life Mario: This Man is in Charge of Fixing Plumbing Issues Caused by E3 The Real Life Mario: This Man is in Charge of Fixing Plumbing Issues Caused by E3 A few days ago at E3 we spoke to Ryan Jimenez, Los Angeles Convention Center’s head custodian and favorite plumber, who is basically just like…
June 15, 2017 Sony Announces Cool Ranch PS4 Sony Announces Cool Ranch PS4 LOS ANGELES — SONY Entertainment along with DORITOS revealed the latest iteration of their popular console — PlayStation 4: Cool Ranch Edition — today, days…
June 15, 2017 Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99 Remainder of Bethesda’s E3 Conference Available Next Week for $4.99 LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3 presentation next week for a…
June 14, 2017 High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College High School Girlfriend Announces No Plans to Port Relationship to College LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far been a successful relationship with…
June 13, 2017 Gamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth Model Gamer Changes Facebook Relationship Status After Brief, Disjointed Interaction with E3 Booth Model LOS ANGELES — Barry Reynolds, a 23 year old gamer attending his first E3 has officially changed his Facebook relationship status to “in a relationship”…
June 12, 2017 GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3 LOS ANGELES — Amid a packed auditorium, EDM music and swirling laser lights, GameStop CEO J. Paul Raines unveiled a used Nintendo 64 console made…
