September 10, 2017 Madden 2018 to Feature Stats of Star Defense Lawyers Madden 2018 to Feature Stats of Star Defense Lawyers NEW YORK — EA Sports announced today that the 2018 version of their popular Madden NFL franchise will now include a crucial component of the…
September 9, 2017 Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes Terrorism continues to be a looming threat our beloved country faces. The only way to effectively stand to its evil is to never let it…
September 8, 2017 Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his girlfriend Abbie Case only to…
September 7, 2017 PlayerUnknown Joins 25th Season of Dancing with the Stars PlayerUnknown Joins 25th Season of Dancing with the Stars LOS ANGELES — Popular video game modder Brendan “PlayerUnknown” Greene announced that he will join the 25th season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, today.…
September 6, 2017 Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good BELLEVUE, Wash. — Fans of the Destiny series are furious at all signs pointing to Bungie making Destiny 2 a quality video game after a…
September 5, 2017 Fans of Beloved Franchise Anxiously Await Loosely Related Freemium iOS Game Fans of Beloved Franchise Anxiously Await Loosely Related Freemium iOS Game SAN FRANCISCO — Fans of the long running Quest of the Sage series expressed overwhelming enthusiasm today, after publisher Thunderstone announced the game’s latest entry…
September 4, 2017 Our Interview with a Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex Cult Our Interview with a Red Pikmin Who Escaped Captain Olimar’s Sex Cult For years, Captain Olimar has been seen as a beloved hero by the people of Hocotate for his ability to command the Pikmin and enrich…
September 3, 2017 President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North America, announced that President Donald…
September 2, 2017 Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen Player Stirs Controversy by Refusing to Stand During Madden’s Loading Screen MADISON, Wis. — Local Twitch streamer Todd McCabe has caused an uproar by refusing to stand during the Madden 18 loading screen. The 32 year old gamer…
