October 1, 2017 Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People Violent Video Games Taught My Son to Escape the Cage I Kept Him in and Kill People When you expose your children to violent video games, it alters the chemicals in their brains as they mature. Their experiences and stimuli shape who…
September 29, 2017 Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Why Spend $80 on an SNES Classic When You Can Install Emulators on a Raspberry Pi and Never Shut the Fuck Up About It? Nintendo’s highly coveted SNES Classic Mini system comes out today and is certain to be a hot item. A word of advice to gamers who…
September 28, 2017 Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after stomping on a group of…
September 27, 2017 Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds Inspiring: This Mentally Impaired Blacksmith Continues to Hold Down His Job Despite Repeating Himself Every Five Seconds Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and locals alike tends to his…
September 26, 2017 Porn Stars List Off Your Favorite Video Game Characters And You’ll Watch It, You Sicko Porn Stars List Off Your Favorite Video Game Characters And You’ll Watch It, You Sicko
September 26, 2017 Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics PALO ALTO, Calif. — SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed a newly designed supercomputer capable of simulating an entire universe or running PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
September 25, 2017 Game-Breaking Telltale Glitch Affects Outcome of Story Game-Breaking Telltale Glitch Affects Outcome of Story SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Defying all story-boarding and programming, the latest entry in Telltale Game’s Walking Dead series features a bug that noticeably alters the…
September 24, 2017 Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber SAN FRANCISCO — Popular rideshare app Crazy Uber is reportedly taking business away from local Crazy Taxi drivers at an astounding rate, forcing many layoffs…
September 23, 2017 Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced today that the next DLC character in the Mortal Kombat franchise will be Drunk Father. Sources close to the company…
