October 20, 2017 If Birdo Isn’t a Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her? If Birdo Isn’t a Woman, How Come I’ve Been Threatening to Assault Her? There’s a lot of debate in the video game world about Birdo’s gender identity. Birdo is described as male in some game manuals, female…
October 19, 2017 Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3 Valve Hires George R.R. Martin to Begin Writing Half-Life 3 SANTE FE, N.M. — A Song of Fire and Ice writer George R.R. Martin was hired by Valve today to help write the story for…
October 18, 2017 World Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump Right World Famous Archaeologist Dies After Not Timing Jump Right KITEZH, Russia — Famed archaeologist/adventurer Lara Croft fell to her death in the lost city of Kitezh today, after mistiming a jump between two cliffs.…
October 17, 2017 Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV Neglected Wii Controller Hurls Itself at Flatscreen TV PORTLAND, Ore. — A Wii controller that has sat sedentary for the past nine years hurled itself directly at it’s owners 35” inch LG flatscreen…
October 16, 2017 Woman Leaves ‘Second Life’ Husband After Finding out He’s Not Kermit the Frog Smoking a Blunt in Real Life Woman Leaves ‘Second Life’ Husband After Finding out He’s Not Kermit the Frog Smoking a Blunt in Real Life BEND, Ore. — Melissa Davis ended her legally recognized two-year marriage through the game Second Life after meeting her husband offline and realizing he was…
October 16, 2017 Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?” Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?” Hundreds of hours of dangerous adventure, amazing discovery, and enchanting exploration. I just wish I could have seen that instead of the ground the entire…
October 15, 2017 CEO of Kickstarter-Funded Indie Game Releases Progress Video of Him Surfing in Tahiti CEO of Kickstarter-Funded Indie Game Releases Progress Video of Him Surfing in Tahiti PAPE’ETE, French Polynesia — CEO and founder of indie game studio Star Knights Inc., Jack Hammel, published an update for the Kickstarter supporters of his…
October 14, 2017 Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes Peter Jackson Signs on for Three Picture Deal About Shadow of War’s First Ten Minutes LOS ANGELES — WB Games announced today that their newest game, Middle Earth: Shadow of War, is being adapted into a trilogy of films based…
October 14, 2017 DayZ Now Accurate Simulation of World Where 99.9% of Population Has Died Off DayZ Now Accurate Simulation of World Where 99.9% of Population Has Died Off PRAGUE, Czech Republic — DayZ, the post-apocalyptic zombie survival game, has reached new levels of authenticity as of late, with an all-time low number of…
