October 26, 2017 Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam WASHINGTON — Details on the assassination of John F. Kennedy have unfolded today as the FBI has recovered footage of Kennedy’s killcam, along with newly…
October 25, 2017 RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for the new edition that is…
October 25, 2017 New Farming Simulator Pays You Subsidies to Not Play New Farming Simulator Pays You Subsidies to Not Play PARIS, France — The latest entry in Focus Home Interactive’s Farming Simulator is being hailed as the most realistic ever with new features such as…
October 24, 2017 Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week Man Completes Another No-Kill Playthrough of Work Week BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending his streak to an impressive…
October 24, 2017 If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact, I appreciate it. But a…
October 23, 2017 GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins GRAPEVINE, Texas — Video game retailer GameStop announced that for Ubisoft’s highly anticipated game, Assassin’s Creed Origins, it would allow customers to not only pre-order…
October 23, 2017 Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven “Blade” Moskowitz and Joshua “Striker”…
October 22, 2017 Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur Xbox Live Community Proudly Announces New Slur LONG BEACH, Calif. — The Xbox Live community announced the first of seventeen planned slurs this morning, after years of stagnated development. The new insult,…
October 21, 2017 Guest 2032 Assuring Everybody in Line This Roller Coaster That Slams You Into Side of Cliff Is Really Good Value Guest 2032 Assuring Everybody in Line This Roller Coaster That Slams You Into Side of Cliff Is Really Good Value ROLLER COASTER, Tyc. — Guest 2032 at Fred’s Kingdom of Pain and Suffering tried to convince other patrons queued for the popular roller coaster Orphan…
