November 16, 2017 Injustice 2 DLC Finally Lets You Punch Zack Snyder Injustice 2 DLC Finally Lets You Punch Zack Snyder CHICAGO — Netherrealm Studios announced director Zack Snyder as a new playable character for the hit DC Comics fighting game Injustice 2 to coincide with…
November 15, 2017 Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing is. Sameson accomplished this by…
November 14, 2017 Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore Pledges to Make America Backwards Compatible MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Roy Moore promised to bring his values to Washington by making the nation backwards compatible during a rousing speech from the state’s…
November 14, 2017 Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what he calls his “most badass…
November 14, 2017 Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits Opinion: GTA Exposed My Son to Unrealistic Portrayals of Quick and Affordable Hospital Visits Recently I vowed to be a more present father during the weekends I have with my kid, and I was shocked to discover some of…
November 13, 2017 It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in outrage, as it has become…
November 13, 2017 I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it was really satisfying and my…
November 13, 2017 How to Tell If You’ve Had Fun Playing Cuphead How to Tell If You’ve Had Fun Playing Cuphead Cuphead has sold more than a million copies worldwide, and you’ve logged more than 20 hours playing it, but are you having a good…
November 12, 2017 Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new communication device consisting of two…
