November 24, 2017 Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed, with its critically lauded Switch…
November 23, 2017 EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination, allowing him to practice accounting…
November 22, 2017 Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to give President Trump a Wiimote…
November 22, 2017 Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody Actors Playing Video Game in Ad Not Convincing Anybody HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like a lot of fun at…
November 21, 2017 Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole Theme Park Patrons Getting Nervous About That Giant Hole LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so it was a surprise to…
November 20, 2017 New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs New Reality TV Show ‘Dungeon Rescue’ to See Gordon Ramsay Critiquing Failing Evil Lairs LOS ANGELES — FOX announced today that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay would spin off his popular Kitchen Nightmares TV series to address a type of…
November 19, 2017 Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game Team of Mother Scientists Develops Pause Button for Online Game BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory of modern gaming: the ability…
November 18, 2017 Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street Fighter game set to be…
November 17, 2017 Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game, onto his body, according to…
