December 5, 2017 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 OSAKA, Japan â Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next yearâs Mega Man 11. Fans have responded…
December 3, 2017 Man Blowing Off PS Vita Accidentally Creates Second Great American Dust Bowl Man Blowing Off PS Vita Accidentally Creates Second Great American Dust Bowl COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa â Middle America was forced into ruins again today after Landon Younger decided to play his long neglected Playstation Vita, blowing off…
December 1, 2017 NRA Sues PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds Over Unconstitutional Three Gun Carry Limit NRA Sues PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds Over Unconstitutional Three Gun Carry Limit FAIRFAX, Va. â Earlier this week, the National Rifle Association (NRA) filed a lawsuit against PlayerUnknownâs Battlegrounds creator Bluehole Studios for limiting the number of…
November 30, 2017 Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook Mother Accidentally Starts Successful Twitch Channel When Attempting to Message Son on Facebook ROSELLE, Ill. â Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam, won multiple matches, and garnered…
November 29, 2017 Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night Study Suggests Link Between Violent Video Games and Some Goddamn Time to Myself for One Night WORCESTER, Mass. â A new landmark study published today by my fiancĂ©e and son suggests a strong link between violent video games and the off…
November 27, 2017 IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith WASHINGTON â The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially recognized as a religion. The…
November 27, 2017 NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas WASHINGTON â NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This new planet, dubbed MEA-30, is…
November 26, 2017 Manâs Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him Manâs Gamertag Says Pretty Much All You Need to Know About Him PITTSBURGH â Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits to the point that his…
November 25, 2017 All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately SEATTLE â Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a âTerrorâ mission, Salma Kurtz decided to re-imagine her squad as a…
