December 18, 2017 Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time BERKELEY, Calif. — Diehard Earthbound fan Chris Strzalkowski is “beyond excited” to finally play the 1995 Nintendo RPG for the first time this afternoon, according…
December 17, 2017 Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator Woman Nostalgic About First Vibrator DENVER — With the holiday season in full swing, Samantha Loden fondly remembers her first vibrator: An N64 Controller with Rumble Pak attachment. “In 6th…
December 16, 2017 History Channel Documentary Just “World of Tanks” Live Stream History Channel Documentary Just “World of Tanks” Live Stream CHICAGO — Viewers tuning into The History Channel at 9 pm last night were surprised to find the scheduled World War Two documentary was just…
December 15, 2017 Recorder Prodigy Accidentally Warps to Cleveland Recorder Prodigy Accidentally Warps to Cleveland EUGENE, Ore. — The case of Ellie Johnson, the 10 year-old girl that tragically and accidentally disappeared during her recent 5th grade class’ Christmas concert,…
December 14, 2017 Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker in the film for free.…
December 10, 2017 Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With a Huge, Three-Pronged Dick Powerful: This DeviantArt User Re-Imagined Chun Li With a Huge, Three-Pronged Dick Chun Li is one of gaming’s most iconic characters. Which is why seeing such a familiar World Warrior stripped naked at the waist, clutching her…
December 9, 2017 ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use ‘Breath of the Wild’ Player Finally Acquires Rare, Powerful Weapon to Look At and Never Use COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also being as fragile as spun…
December 6, 2017 Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a 27-year-old “Rocket League” player who…
December 5, 2017 Lawyers Serve Copyright Notices to Cosplayers at Comic Con Lawyers Serve Copyright Notices to Cosplayers at Comic Con Each year, thousands of criminals gather at New York Comic Con to steal the likenesses of characters they do not own. Our lawyers went undercover…
