January 19, 2018 Telltale Announces Black Mirror Game That Lets You Control How Depressed You Get Telltale Announces Black Mirror Game That Lets You Control How Depressed You Get SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Continuing its trend of licensed games, Telltale revealed it would be working on a new game set in the Black Mirror…
January 18, 2018 Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes Nintendo Finally Manages to Sell Wii U Boxes KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that it will finally be able to make the Wii U a success by reselling the leftover boxes from…
January 17, 2018 Spyro Anxiously Waiting by Telephone for Call to do Remake Spyro Anxiously Waiting by Telephone for Call to do Remake DRAGON REALMS — Spyro the Dragon is reportedly checking his calls and emails obsessively for the opportunity to star in a remake of one of…
January 16, 2018 Konami Code Also Decent Oral Sex Advice Konami Code Also Decent Oral Sex Advice LOS ANGELES — Film Studies student Aidan Peterson rescued a night of intimacy using a decades-old video game cheat code, report sources on the other…
January 15, 2018 Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person named Pac-Man who is afraid…
January 14, 2018 New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules AUSTIN, Texas — “Blue Line: An Officer’s Tale”, a new third person shooter game announced yesterday, is looking to breath life into the genre by…
January 13, 2018 Noam Chomsky’s Commentary Going Over About Just as Well in Phantasy Star IV as in Real Life Noam Chomsky’s Commentary Going Over About Just as Well in Phantasy Star IV as in Real Life MOTAVIA — Renowned linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky has discovered that the people of “Phantasy Star IV” have demonstrated an equally disparaging reaction to…
January 12, 2018 Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon Teen Practicing for School Shooting in PUBG Keeps Getting Killed Before Finding Weapon DENVER — Dylan Maris, 16, reportedly practiced for a school shooting using the popular violent video game PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds late last night, despite never being…
January 9, 2018 Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the XL SNES Classic that upgrades…
