January 30, 2018 New Indie Game Asks ‘What if a Game Wasn’t Fun?’ New Indie Game Asks ‘What if a Game Wasn’t Fun?’ SAN FRANCISCO — Two-person software development company Closed Curve Studios announced its first release will tackle the controversial subject of fun in video games, according…
January 29, 2018 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches 52-Minute PUBG Match Followed by 50 2-Minute PUBG Matches FARMINGTON, Mich. — “PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds” player Kevin Snead finished in fourth place in a solo match lasting 52 minutes. Feeling confident in his abilities, he…
January 28, 2018 Overworked and Underpaid Game Developer Being Told to Kill Himself Considering It Overworked and Underpaid Game Developer Being Told to Kill Himself Considering It SAN DIEGO — After enduring two months of crunch time coding, game developer Jason Hammond is seriously considering a fan’s request that he shoot himself…
January 27, 2018 “Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity “Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo told fans today that it will not be releasing the previously announced “Super Waluigi Odyssey” in the foreseeable future, citing it’s…
January 26, 2018 Dragon Ball FighterZ to Include Show-Accurate 15 Hour-Long Matches Dragon Ball FighterZ to Include Show-Accurate 15 Hour-Long Matches TOKYO, Japan — Fans booted up the new “Dragon Ball FighterZ” today to discover that all fights in the game are roughly fifteen hours long…
January 25, 2018 Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone Fortnite Player Stares Longingly at His Beautiful, Multi-Leveled Masterpiece Standing Just Outside Safe Zone TOPEKA, Kan. — Ignoring the whistling rifle rounds threatening to prematurely end his 27-minute gaming session, freelance graphic designer Jaiden Thompson reportedly couldn’t bring himself…
January 24, 2018 Finally: Square Enix Announces Kingdom Hearts 3.5 Trailer HD ReMIX Finally: Square Enix Announces Kingdom Hearts 3.5 Trailer HD ReMIX TOKYO, Japan — Following the success of the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer it released in June 2017, Square Enix announced that it would be releasing…
January 22, 2018 Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018 during an impromptu White House…
January 21, 2018 CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid CIA Still Sorting Through Sick Loot Dropped After Bin Laden Raid WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid that killed terrorist and final…
