March 17, 2018 Water in Shitty New Game Looks Beautiful Water in Shitty New Game Looks Beautiful AUSTIN â Early reviews are indicating that âAdventures of Slappy,â a newly released action/adventure game, has horrible controls, ugly characters, a confusing story, and stunningly…
March 16, 2018 Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider Lara Croft Explores Ruins of Empty Theater in Latest Tomb Raider NEW YORK â Following the breakout success of the recent video game reboot, the newest Tomb Raider movie is now sending Lara Croft on her…
March 15, 2018 Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs Twitch Streamer Banned for Exposing Noobs SAN FRANCISCO â Twitch banned user FragDoll today for exposing noobs on her channel, according to lead community manager Aureylian, following new guidelines for what…
March 14, 2018 Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It DAVENPORT, Iowa â Fans are ablaze with anticipation as the latest high-quality remake of a cult childhood favorite approaches: that rug with the roads and…
March 12, 2018 I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I Will Not Play the New Smash Bros Unless it Includes All 642 of These Characters I love Smash Bros as much as the next guy, but if the new game being made for the Nintendo Switch doesn’t include EVERY SINGLE…
March 10, 2018 “Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster “Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to Smash Bros Roster KYOTO, Japan â Nintendo revealed today that the newest addition to the roster of the upcoming Nintendo Switch Super Smash Bros release will be a guy…
March 9, 2018 Red Dead Redemption 2 Delayed Ahead of Schedule Red Dead Redemption 2 Delayed Ahead of Schedule CARLSBAD, Calif. â Last month, Rockstar Games announced on their official website that their flagship 2018 release, Red Dead Redemption 2, wouldnât be making itâs…
March 8, 2018 “Detroit: Become Human” Offers Harrowing Insight into Horrors of Residing in Michigan “Detroit: Become Human” Offers Harrowing Insight into Horrors of Residing in Michigan Controversial gaming auteur David Cage has announced a release date for his latest title, âDetroit: Become Human,â a highly anticipated neo-noir game that is being…
March 7, 2018 Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor Winning for Losers: How to Win at Camping by Being the Only Survivor Hello. Iâm Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will be getting all my accounts…
