April 21, 2018 Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview Mario Defends Italy’s WW2 Actions in Controversial Interview NEW DONK CITY — Iconic video game star Mario Mario is under fire for his controversial defense of Italy’s actions during World War 2 in…
April 20, 2018 Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition Man Without Health Insurance Considering God of War Collector’s Edition PITTSBURGH — Local uninsured gamer Geoff Patten, 31, is reportedly considering canceling his pre-order of the standard $60 version of the newest God of War…
April 15, 2018 Hard Drive History: The Unknown Story Behind Luigi’s Mansion Hard Drive History: The Unknown Story Behind Luigi’s Mansion Hard Drive History’s debut episode takes a deep dive into the story behind the hit GameCube game Luigi’s Mansion and it’s rocky start as Mario’s Sex Party.…
April 11, 2018 Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go Niantic Adds 23 New Players to Pokémon Go SAN FRANCISCO — In a move sure to delight longtime fans of the mobile game, Niantic announced that it would be adding twenty-three new players…
April 10, 2018 Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club! with the ability to break…
April 9, 2018 Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid Trailblazing Indie Studio Draws No Influence From Metroid LOS ANGELES — Upstart developers Tenth Wonder Games have turned a lot of heads with their debut independent release, a 2D action game that features…
April 8, 2018 New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced that a collected mass of outdoor minerals and human skin cells will soon be coming to its fourth most…
April 7, 2018 GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual harassment allegations against team owner…
April 6, 2018 Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration TOKYO, Japan — FromSoftware’s upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and uninhibited console-destroying experience yet, according…
