June 14, 2018 E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer communication there is simply no…
June 14, 2018 Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that the reason Waluigi is not…
June 13, 2018 Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the father-son bonding showcased in the…
June 12, 2018 Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mom Vacuums in Front of Screen During E3 Presentation Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mom Vacuums in Front of Screen During E3 Presentation LOS ANGELES — Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé suffered a show-stopping gaffe yesterday as his mother interrupted Nintendo’s E3 briefing by vacuuming in front…
June 11, 2018 E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly told by staff that his…
June 10, 2018 Fallout 76 Planning Genre Reveal Party for E3 Fallout 76 Planning Genre Reveal Party for E3 LOS ANGELES — Bethesda Softworks has announced an event to reveal what their new game Fallout 76 will be through an elaborate presentation during their…
June 9, 2018 Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this morning that he refuses to…
June 8, 2018 Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that you aren’t nearly as Labo-savvy…
June 6, 2018 Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing a used title of inFAMOUS…
