July 5, 2018 Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road Four Dead in 20 Mph Collision With Bump in Road ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of a local highway, launching the…
July 4, 2018 We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most innovative and original skateboarders of…
July 3, 2018 New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3 New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3 BELLEVUE, Wash. — In response to a number of controversial games being sold on their store, Valve has updated its guidelines for Steam, rescinding any…
July 2, 2018 Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided to treat himself by purchasing…
July 1, 2018 Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature the ability to use rideshare…
June 30, 2018 Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during what was supposed to be…
June 26, 2018 Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene Gamer Jaded by Microtransactions Escapes to Local Trading Card Game Scene FREMONT, Calif. — After hemorrhaging more than $100 for characters, skins, and various downloadable content over the past year, 24-year-old Marvin Manalastas has quit online…
June 25, 2018 ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art ACLU Publicly Drops Support for First Amendment After Discovering Sonic Fan Art NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization will “reconsider and reexamine” its…
June 24, 2018 PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs PewDiePie and Fiancée Exchange Slurs BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by the online moniker “PewDiePie,” and…
