July 14, 2018 Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason nobly donned his PlayStation 4…
July 13, 2018 Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire a Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire a Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One Many gamers are outraged by the ArenaNet firing scandal and are wondering in an industry rife with questionable companies, which game developers they can feel…
July 12, 2018 Video Game Site Releases Poll to Let Users Decide Which Writer to Fire Video Game Site Releases Poll to Let Users Decide Which Writer to Fire ArenaNet waded into controversy after firing developer Jessica Price for a series of tweets she sent to a streamer expressing her disinterest in his criticism.…
July 12, 2018 ‘Block Dude’ Sweeps Calculator Gaming Awards Sixteenth Year Straight ‘Block Dude’ Sweeps Calculator Gaming Awards Sixteenth Year Straight MADISON, Wisc. — Revolutionary video game Block Dude has once again won awards in every eligible category at the annual Calculator Gaming Awards, marking the…
July 11, 2018 Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money Man Asks If You Played Recently Released Game Like You’re Made of Fucking Money WALTHAM, Mass. — Sources have reported that local gamer Keif MacEachern recently inquired if you’ve purchased the most recent Assassin’s Creed title, as if you…
July 10, 2018 Money Saved Building Gaming PC Spent on Unplayed Games Money Saved Building Gaming PC Spent on Unplayed Games DENVER — Sarah McDonald has reportedly spent the estimated $310 she saved by building a custom gaming PC on titles she’ll never play from the…
July 9, 2018 ASCII Artist Sells Out by Taking That Huge GameFAQs Walkthrough Gig ASCII Artist Sells Out by Taking That Huge GameFAQs Walkthrough Gig BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Wunderkind ASCII artist darknessblade95 accepted a lucrative contract for an upcoming Final Fantasy VII GameFAQs strategy guide, sparking much debate in the New…
July 8, 2018 Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he even built a house in…
July 6, 2018 Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train Spider-Man’s Record Breaking 300 Hour Gameplay Mostly Just Waiting on F Train Marvel’s new Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 4, to be released this Fall, is a beautiful love letter to the island of Manhattan. In the…
