August 10, 2018 Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees Avoiding Controversy: Players in Madden 19 Do Not Have Knees MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature legs without knees, a response…
August 9, 2018 IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing IGN Writer Excited to Start Playing Game He Just Finished Reviewing SAN FRANCISCO — IGN writer Austin Rivera expressed his excitement this week to begin playing his advance copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4,…
August 8, 2018 Lonely Man Speedruns Calzone Lonely Man Speedruns Calzone BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Displaying remarkable skill and reflexes, Brett Echelson livestreamed a complete speedrun of a calzone from his neighborhood pizzeria last night, setting a…
August 7, 2018 Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release Divorce Lawyers Staff Up for Overcooked 2 Release WASHINGTON — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in filings expected to accompany today’s…
August 4, 2018 Man With Really Cool Idea For Game Just Needs Volunteers to do Coding and Art Man With Really Cool Idea For Game Just Needs Volunteers to do Coding and Art RICHMOND, Va. — Local game developer Justin Lee is reportedly looking for people to help create his new game idea, which he describes as an “MMORPG…
August 3, 2018 The Escapist Publishes Completely Unbiased, Nonpolitical Review of Wolfenstein The Escapist Publishes Completely Unbiased, Nonpolitical Review of Wolfenstein After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching with a new mission and…
August 2, 2018 Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion, were actually the result of…
August 1, 2018 New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale which allows players to play…
July 31, 2018 Underwater Level Detected on Mars Underwater Level Detected on Mars WASHINGTON — NASA announced on Wednesday that a 12-mile-wide underground lake has been detected near the Martian south pole, leading many in the scientific community…
