August 21, 2018 Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird Opinion: My Controller’s Being Weird It is time for our nation to come together and agree that my controller is being weird as hell right now and that’s the only…
August 20, 2018 New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson New Video Game ‘Douche Debater’ Lets You Play as Jordan Peterson OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche Debater that will allow gamers…
August 19, 2018 Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man MONSTEROPOLIS, Fla. — A routine extermination of a rogue android known as Florida Man took an unexpected turn yesterday when super fighting robot Mega Man…
August 17, 2018 Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer Cops Plant DOOM on School Shooter’s Computer GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After sixteen-year-old Alex Stone opened fire at Glen Rock High School, killing ten students and injuring others before committed suicide, police…
August 16, 2018 Disgraced Former IGN Editor Caught Plagiarizing ‘Will Work for Food’ Sign Disgraced Former IGN Editor Caught Plagiarizing ‘Will Work for Food’ Sign SAN FRANCISCO — Former IGN editor Filip Miucin, who was fired after plagiarizing multiple video game reviews, is now under fire for his liberal borrowing…
August 14, 2018 Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that players describe as a “hardcore…
August 13, 2018 Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip his toes back into the…
August 12, 2018 Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines a World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock Review: ‘We Happy Few’ Imagines a World Where People Haven’t Already Played BioShock In the latest creation from the Montreal-based developer Compulsion Games, We Happy Few is a wonderful game layered in moral ambiguity that asks players the…
August 11, 2018 Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across the map in a video…
