September 1, 2018 Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction with the game Super Mario…
August 31, 2018 New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel New Indie Game Just One Big Pixel MONTREAL — According to a recent analytic report from Steam, the current top-selling indie game on the online platform is PX.L, a game consisting only…
August 29, 2018 Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate Gamer Checks Facebook During Cutscene That Took 3,000 Man-Hours to Animate BURBANK, Calif. — Local gamer Steven Collett half-heartedly scrolled through his Facebook news feed during a Call of Duty: WWII cutscene that took a development…
August 28, 2018 Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie Time For Redemption: Louis CK to Star in Upcoming ‘Leisure Suit Larry’ Movie NEW YORK — After a surprise appearance at the Comedy Cellar on Monday night, Louis CK has continued his comeback tour by announcing that he…
August 28, 2018 Sony Announces ‘PaRappa the SoundCloud Rapper’ Sony Announces ‘PaRappa the SoundCloud Rapper’ TOKYO, Japan — In a press release this morning, Sony announced that a new edition of PaRappa the Rapper geared towards modern audiences, PaRappa the…
August 27, 2018 Nintendo Launches Cease & Desist Classic Nintendo Launches Cease & Desist Classic REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo announced today the release of the newest entry in their “Classic” line of retro hardware, the Cease & Desist Classic. “Nintendo…
August 25, 2018 Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — At the end of a twelve hour stream last night, Manson Prate, known to his Twitch followers as CoolGate, thanked his viewers…
August 24, 2018 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car 45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video game accessory manufacturer Mad Catz…
August 23, 2018 Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the best time to ask who…
