February 2, 2021 Steam Announces Oddly Specific āGames You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Upā Sale Steam Announces Oddly Specific āGames You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Upā Sale BELLEVUE, Wash. ā Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you used to play with Molly…
February 1, 2021 Porn Parody āGirls Done Quickā Not Particularly Popular Porn Parody āGirls Done Quickā Not Particularly Popular LOS ANGELES ā Girls Done Quick, a new livestreamed porn parody of the hit video game convention Games Done Quick in which pornstars āspeedrunā having…
January 31, 2021 āOne More Runā Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time āOne More Runā Says Gamer Getting Married a Fourth Time ROCHESTER, N.Y. ā Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying ājust one more runā at the altar to his bride, Theresa…
January 30, 2021 Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal NEW YORK ā Local gamer and financial wizard Thomas Kleinman impressed his friends and family with the news that he had inked a deal worth…
January 29, 2021 Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card Man With Steam Library of 2,000 Games Survives Apocalypse, Steps on Graphics Card LAS VEGAS ā Local gamer Aaron Byrne ascended from his homemade backyard bunker sobbing today, lamenting the loss of the one piece of hardware that…
January 28, 2021 Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion NEW YORK ā Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile game for casuals. āGaming the…
January 27, 2021 Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot SAN FRANCISCO ā Local redditor Nelson Briggs has reportedly invested his entire life savings into video game news website GameSpot, mistaking it for the retailer…
January 26, 2021 Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend TORONTO ā Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat āem up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised to discover that publisher Ubisoft…
January 25, 2021 CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends ATLANTA ā In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a…
