Tags
beans, boost, burrito, Chipotle, food, inventory, statAUSTIN β Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer asked a Chipotle employee taking his burrito order which beans would provide him with a better stat boost, hungry sources confirmed earlier this afternoon.
βDo you know if the black or the pinto beans give a better defense boost?β inquired Stewart McCaffrey, looking around at the posted signs and placards for other important nutritional information. βIf you have a laminated card or a tooltip that shows all of the buffs of your ingredients, that would be really helpful.β
McCaffrey, a gaming and health enthusiast, says he tracks all of his stats religiously and that being informed is the key to effectively min-maxing your diet.
βI have a history of heart conditions in my family, so my most important stat is defense. After that I probably care the most about movement speed, so I also look at how heavy each ingredient is,β he explained. βI donβt make a habit of eating out like this, but when I do, I like to know exactly how itβs going to affect my body. These kinds of decisions can really add up throughout the course of a run.β
At press time, an upset McCaffrey had finished eating his burrito only to discover that it also provided a hidden poison damage debuff that would only go away over time.
Like this article? Check out our podcast! The Hard Drive Podcast is available on all podcast apps.