Video Games

Gamer Looking to Save the World Regrettably Recruited by United States Military

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Martin Long, 22, has reportedly joined the United States military after being inspired to save…

4 years ago

‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You

SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a…

4 years ago

Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba

NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…

4 years ago

New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society

COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question:…

4 years ago

Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games

SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened…

4 years ago

America Unsure If Pandemic Is One of Those Scripted Fights You’re Supposed to Lose

WASHINGTON — As the infection rates and death counts throughout the nation continue to slowly creep upwards, citizens throughout the…

4 years ago

Report: PS3 Box Okay to Throw Out

YOUR HOUSE — A new report commissioned by Sony states that the PS3 box you’ve been keeping in your closet…

4 years ago

Man Who Spent 270 Hours Playing Xenoblade Series Relieved it Meant Something

WANTAGH, N.Y. — Local gamer Lawrence Olson has reportedly breathed a sigh of relief following the announcement that the next…

4 years ago

Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo acknowledged the 35th anniversary of its beloved Metroid franchise with a new Direct presentation that featured…

4 years ago