Video Games

Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time…

4 years ago

‘Mario Golf: Super Rush’ Adds Guy Who Tells You to Tuck in Your Shirt There, Buddy, This Isn’t the Hood

KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new…

4 years ago

We Ranked Every Mega Man Game and Still Feel Nothing

After a blurry year of stories, reviews, and just constantly having to be fucking learning about some bullshit, I thought…

4 years ago

Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started

It's hard to break into the video game journalism industry. That's why we wanted to give you a leg up!…

4 years ago

Teammate With One Damage Uses Max Health Potion

TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Scott Porter faced condemnation from teammates for drinking a Max Health potion when he only…

4 years ago

Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — After several years of mastering each others’ subtle quirks, local couple Arjun Irukulapati and Ellen Cervantes…

4 years ago

‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has spurred a recent controversy in the gaming community with a patch for Call of…

4 years ago

Guy Who Threw Away Box Without Looking Can’t Believe PS5 Didn’t Come With Power Cable

NEW YORK — Scoffing at the disappointing contents of the package he’d just paid $500 for, local man Tyler Lopresti,…

4 years ago