Video Games

Government Expected to Issue Second Stimulus Check to Help Americans Pay for $70 PS5 Games

WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…

4 years ago

Former StarCraft 2 Pro Has Highest Microsoft Excel APM in Office

SAN DIEGO — Former StarCraft 2 all-star Sergio Luna reportedly has the highest actions per minute (APM) in Microsoft Excel…

4 years ago

Doxxed Naughty Dog Employee Thankful to Never Be Home

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — A programmer who recently had her personal address leaked online was glad that her employment at…

4 years ago

Man Tasked With Making Score for Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music

COALVILLE, U.K. —  Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike…

4 years ago

Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game

CARY, N.C. — Following the release of the viral TikTok Renegade dance as DLC content for their hit third person…

4 years ago

Gamer’s Fourth Attempt at Playing Game Ends at Same Spot

BISBEE, Ariz. — Despite numerous promises made to friends and himself, gamer Aaron Fernwright’s playthrough of Furi has ended at…

4 years ago

Guy Who’s Really Good at Landing Mario’s Forward Smash Can’t Possibly Have Hurt All Those People

SAN DIEGO — Fans of professional Smash Bros. player and alleged sexual predator ‘K1ra’ have reported widespread feelings of disbelief…

4 years ago

President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…

4 years ago

Saying ‘Hey! Listen!’ Is No Longer Enough

Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…

4 years ago