Video Games

Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’

NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation…

4 years ago

Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game

ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…

4 years ago

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

4 years ago

San Francisco Installs Spikes to Deter Homeless People and Sonic the Hedgehog

SAN FRANCISCO — The city of San Francisco has installed spikes in public spaces and on buildings in order to…

4 years ago

Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies

AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of…

4 years ago

RPG Quests Distract Player From Hours of Riveting Menu Gameplay

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to…

4 years ago

Valorant Player Disappointment to All His Friends in Real Life Too

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen continues to frustrate his friends with a total lack of awareness and poor…

4 years ago

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

4 years ago

Disgraced ‘Smash Bros.’ Player Announces Hiatus, Plans to Main Self for Little While

SEATTLE — Tyler Wendell, the latest pro Super Smash Bros. player accused of sexual misconduct, has announced that he will…

4 years ago