Video Games

Zork Remaster Improves Player’s Imagination

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — The classic text adventure Zork has been updated for a new generation, with totally overhauled whimsy to…

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Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom

NEW YORK CITY —  Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…

4 years ago

Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High

WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record…

4 years ago

Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry

STANFORD, Calif. — According to new research, the “no load times” promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for…

4 years ago

Citizens of Rapture Unsure Where to Put Torn Down Andrew Ryan Statue

RAPTURE — Confusion reigned in the underwater metropolis of Rapture today after residents tore down the imposing statue of patriarch…

4 years ago

New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PФЯҬLДИD

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising,…

4 years ago

42-Year-Old Restaurant Manager Beginning to Realize This Is, In Fact, His Final Form

BREA, Calif. — After a tense standoff with some customers around closing time, it became clear to local Olive Garden…

4 years ago

Girlfriend Has No Idea Sex Playlist Is Just Old School RuneScape Soundtrack

PHOENIX — Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week…

4 years ago

Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck

Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…

4 years ago