Video Games

Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches

LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…

4 years ago

Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact

CINCINNATI, Ohio — Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player Tim Williams insists that the only reason he grabs others at the…

4 years ago

Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes

CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told…

4 years ago

Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill

BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while…

4 years ago

Amazon Takes Shot at 37% Chance of Hit

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based…

4 years ago

Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’

DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…

4 years ago

Trump Boasts About Getting Through Professor Layton Games “Without Too Much Help”

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…

4 years ago

Guy Who Peaked During Tutorial Never Moves Out of Pallet Town

KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to…

4 years ago

5 Amazing Things You Missed in ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Because Your Grandma Bought You ‘Call Of Duty: Ghosts’

Ghost of Tsushima has solidified itself as an instant classic of our generation, which you are painfully aware of even…

4 years ago