Video Games

Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College

EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass…

4 years ago

Gamer Spoilt for Choice Between Game She’s Tired Of and Podcast She Hates

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Patty Kemp reportedly had a difficult time deciding how to entertain herself yesterday evening, with…

4 years ago

Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List

MAZOMANIE, Wis. — James K. Polk Jr. high school student Nick Epson released his hotly anticipated dad tier list of…

4 years ago

Gamer Sets Life to Hard Mode by Sleeping 3 Hours Per Night

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Local gamer Niles Rosenbaum decided to increase the difficulty level of his life by reducing his…

4 years ago

Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea

WASHINGTON — The FBI confirmed today that viral internet celebrity Mary-Belle Kirschner, better known as Belle Delphine, has been taken…

4 years ago

Fans Furious After Sony Confirms PS2 Will Not Be Forward Compatible With PS5 Games

SAN MATEO, Calif. — PlayStation fans worldwide erupted in fury today, following Sony's shock announcement that classic gaming system PlayStation…

4 years ago

Divorcing Couple Agrees to Joint Custody of Raymond

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…

4 years ago

Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning

PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…

4 years ago

Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…

4 years ago