Video Games

Review: Battletoads Is Another Perfect Game for the Pandemic Like the Last 10 Games We’ve Played

2020 has been a weird year, to say the least. With no end to the COVID-19 pandemic in sight, entertainment…

4 years ago

Steve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of Hill

WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom…

4 years ago

Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Darcy Martin, an alleged superfan of original video game soundtracks, has revealed that he has never actually…

4 years ago

Agent 47 Grateful All of Humanity Wears 34” Inseam

ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…

4 years ago

Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible

Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny,…

4 years ago

Fed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing

CHICAGO — 27-year-old Jimmy Pryor downloaded the popular party game Overcooked 2 onto his Nintendo Switch which he shares with…

4 years ago

Police Abduct Enough Protesters to Upgrade Unmarked Van with Cool Flame Skin

PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…

4 years ago

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

4 years ago

John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…

4 years ago