Video Games

Activision Announces New ‘Star Wars’ Game

SANTA MONICA — Activision revealed a new ‘Star Wars’ video game today entitled Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War,…

4 years ago

New Strongman Competition Makes You Remove Little Plastic Piece From Joy-Con After It’s Been Put on Upside Down

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — The World’s Strongest Man competition announced a new annual event, in which entrants will compete to…

4 years ago

Review: Link and Navi’s New Podcast Is Way Too One-Sided

The highly anticipated podcast from iconic gaming duo Link and Navi has finally debuted, and sadly, they have produced an…

4 years ago

Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups

METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a…

4 years ago

Mario Lopez Appearance on Access Hollywood Unexpectedly Sabotaged by Wario Lopez

LOS ANGELES — 2011 “Favorite TV Reality, Variety, or Comedy Personality or Act” ALMA Award nominee Mario Lopez was once…

4 years ago

Report: Valve Employees Working Grueling 100-Hour Work Weeks On Nothing

BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work…

4 years ago

Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such…

4 years ago

Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had…

4 years ago

Gamer’s Left Thumb Sore From Sprinting All Day

WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions,…

4 years ago